"I admit to being attracted to most of the women in this book, so reading it was an embarrassing sexual experience in itself. This is the best kind of comedy; that which makes you both laugh and erect."
-Rob Corddry (The Daily Show)
"Worst Laid Plans is irrefutable evidence that one should wait until marriage to have sex."
-Joel McHale (The Soup, Community)
"This collection of stories will make you scream, blush, wince, cringe, gag, and laugh out loud. Mainly, reading this book will make you feel thankful. Thankful these brave foot soldiers entered battle and lived to tell about it. All you have to do is curl up with a bottle of pinot grigio and a bag of mint milanos and settle in for an evening you won't have to regret later."
-Casey Wilson (SNL, Bride Wars)
"They say that 'truth is comedy,' and it can't get any truthier than people telling stories about bad sex."
-Matt Besser (founding member of the Upright Citizens Brigade)
"Hilarious. This is the kind of book you don't take home to meet the parents."
-Teri Polo (Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, Little Fockers)
"Good book. Good dames."
-Tony Sirico (The Sopranos)
"These outrageous stories are both hilarious and full of truth. What was great onstage is an even better read from the privacy of your own home!"
-Alison Brie (Community, Mad Men)
"This book boldly goes where no book has ever gone before. You know what? It goes boldly where no porn has ever gone before. Where this book goes Tommy Lee hasn't even gone! It will make you laugh, it will make you cry (if you're as emotionally unstable as I am) and it will make you worried about the psychical and mental health of us Worst Laid Plans-ers."
-Whitney Cummings (Chelsea Lately)
The following stories are based on true events. Some names and key details have been changed to protect the guilty.
Except for Raymond.
This one's for you…wherever you are.
When bad sex happens to good people, there's no recourse like full disclosure.
