The king sat down sadly and considered thickly in his slow brain.Annie did not come out, and he knew better than to ask for her, for Mr.Colborn's niece, who kept house for him, was but newly come from home, and thought all black fellows congenital murderers, which indeed they are in some parts of the north.So Billy sat and waited, for he wanted a new coat.How could he be respected in one whose natural divisions were unnaturally extended to the very neck? It was obviously necessary to get a new garment at once, and the best chance of a good one lay in littleAnnie's kindness.But in order to obviate the slightest chance of his girl patron's refusing, he must bring her some offering.He went off into the bush at the back of the town, and, coming to where three or four black fellows were camped, he sat down and talked with them.In spite of the heat, a wretched old gin, muffled up in her one garment, a ragged blanket, held her hands over the few burning sticks which represent an Australian native's idea of a fire.Presently King Billy rose, and, taking a tomahawk, went farther into the bush.He looked about, and at last came to a tree, which he climbed native fashion, first discarding his clothes.When near the first big branches he came to a hole, and, putting in his hand, he extracted a lively young possum by the tail.
Next morning he was sitting on the Colborns' fence as usual.At his feet was a little box with two or three slats nailed roughly across it.Inside was the possum.King Billy wondered what kind of a coat he could get.He liked a frock-coat; there was something majestic about it, something fine and ample.Common morning coats would not do; no one would insult a king by offering him tweed; even little Annie knew better than that, especially if he gave her a live possum he had caught himself.And when Annie did come out, she was in the seventh heaven of delight with the possum, and ready to bestow anything in the world on King Billy.
"You give poor Billy one fellow coat, missy, and he go down along street like a king."Annie flew into the house and seized the first garment she laid her little hands on.It was her father's dress-coat.She rolled it up, and, running out, thrust it excitedly into the king's black paw.As he went off, she carried the possum indoors, and was deliriously happy for hours.
King Billy hurried into the bush till he came to a water-hole, and, stripping off his rags, he held up the coat.His jaw fell; there was a remarkable exiguity about the coat which was inexplicable.He had never observed such in his life.He put it on, and, bending over the surface of the still pool, took a good look at the general effect.It was not bad from some points of view, but Billy had his doubts as to whether he would be received with the respect due to his title if he went into Ballarat clothed thus.He tried to button it, but discovered that, if it had ever been intendedfor buttoning, he could not get it to meet across his chest.He picked up his discarded frock-coat, which was held together by the collar; then he felt the stuff of which the dress-coat was made, and the material pleased him."Oh, why," asked Billy, "had it not been made with front tails?" He saw at last that this coat and his high hat alone were insufficient for civilisation.For full dress in a corroboree it might do.Unconsciously, he was so wrought upon by the purpose for which the coat had been built that he determined to reserve it for parties in the seclusion of the bush, where any merriment could be rightly checked by a crack from his waddy.He planted it carefully in a hollow log, and, having inserted himself with as much care into his discarded rags, he wondered off into the town.He got very intoxicated that night, and determined to have a party all by himself.
Now it may seem very annoying, and I confess I find it so myself; but, having got so far, I don't see my way to tell the rest, even if Annie Colborn told me the story herself.For after her father's death she married a man who had a small sheep-station and a hotel not forty miles from Carabobla, in New South Wales.I stayed there a couple of days when I was going north to the Murrumbidgee.But though she told me, I cannot tell it again, at least not in bold, bad print.Still, it will occur to most that a man of King Billy's sweet and innocent disposition might very likely create a sensation, when his natural discretion was drowned in bad whisky, if he ended his solitary corroboree in the moonlight by going up to Colborn's house in order to deliver a speech of gratitude through the French windows.
So Colborn and the king had a corroboree all to themselves in the open space before the house, while the gold commissioner's guests roared with laughter to find out where the missing dress-coat was.Next day King Billy resumed the split frock-coat.
