'I have not distinguished,' said Phineas, assuming an indignant tone, 'the honourable gentlemen from whom those questions have come, and therefore I have the less compunction in telling them that it is not part of my duty on this occasion to gratify a morbid and an indecent curiosity.' Then there was a cry of 'Order', and an appeal to the Speaker.Certain gentlemen wished to know whether indecent was parliamentary.The Speaker, with some hesitation, expressed his opinion that the word, as then used, was not open to objection from him.He thought that it was within the scope of a member's rights to charge another member with indecent curiosity.'If,' said Phineas, rising again to his legs, for he had sat down for a moment, 'the gentleman who called for a name will rise in his place and repeat the demand, I will recall the word indecent and substitute another,--or others.Iwill tell him that he is one who, regardless of the real conduct of the Prime Minister, either as a man or as a servant of the Crown, is only anxious to inflict unmanly wound in order that he may be gratified by seeing the pain he inflicts.' Then he paused, but as no further question was asked, he continued his statement.'A candidate had been brought forward,' he said, 'by those interested in the Duke's affairs.A man whom he would not name, but who, he trusted, would never succeed in his ambition to occupy a seat in that House, had been brought forward, and certain tradesmen in Silverbridge had been asked to support him as the Duke's nominee.There was no doubt about it.The House perhaps could understand that the local adherents and neighbours of a man so high in rank and wealth as the Duke of Omnium would not gladly see the privileges of their lord diminished.Perhaps, too, it occurred to them that a Prime Minister could not have his eye everywhere.There would always be worthy men in boroughs who liked to exercise some second-hand authority.At any rate it was the case that this candidate was encouraged.Then the Duke had heard it, and had put his foot upon the little mutiny, and had stamped it out at once.He might perhaps here,' he said, 'congratulate the House on the acquisition it had received, by the failure of that candidate.So far, at any rate,' he thought, 'it must be admitted that the Duke had been free from blame;--but now he came to the gravamen of the charge.The gravamen of the charge is so well known to the reader that the simple account of it by Phineas gave of it need not be repeated.The Duke had paid the money, when asked for it, because he felt that the man had been injured by incorrect misrepresentations made to him.'Ineed hardly pause to stigmatize the meanness of that application,' said Phineas, 'but I may perhaps conclude by saying that whether the last act done by the Duke in this matter was or was not indiscreet, I shall probably have the House with me when I say that it savours much more strongly of nobility than indiscretion.'
When Phineas Finn sat down no one arose to say another word on the subject.It was afterwards felt that it could only have been graceful had Sir Orlando risen and expressed his opinion that the House had heard the statement just made with perfect satisfaction.But he did not do so, and after a short pause the ordinary business of the day was recommenced.Then there was a speedy descent from the galleries, and the ladies trooped out of their cage, and the grey-headed old peers went back to their own chamber, and the members themselves quickly jostled out through the doors, and Mr Monk was left to explain his proposed alteration in the dog tax to a thin House of seventy or eighty members.
The thing was then over, and people were astonished that so great a thing should be over with so little fuss.It really seemed that after Phineas Finn's speech there was nothing more to be said on the matter.Everybody of course knew that the Duchess had been the chief of the agents to whom he had alluded, but they had known as much as that before.It was, however, felt by everybody that the matter had been brought to an end.The game, such as it was, had been played out.Perhaps the only person who heard Mr Finn's speech throughout, and still hoped that the spark could be again fanned into a flame, was Quintus Slide.He went out and wrote another article about the Duchess.If a man was so unable to rule his affairs at home, he was certainly unfit to be Prime Minister.But even Quintus Slide, as he wrote his article, felt that he was hoping against hope.The charge might be referred to hereafter as one that had never been satisfactorily cleared up.The game is always open to the opponents of a minister.After the lapse of a few months an old accusation can be serviceably used, whether at the time it was proved or disproved.Mr Slide published his article; but he felt that for the present the Silverbridge election papers had better be put by among the properties of the "People's Banner" and brought out, if necessary, for further use at some future time.
'Mr Finn,' said the Duke, 'I feel indebted to you for the trouble you have taken.'
'It was only a pleasant duty.'
'I am grateful to you for the manner in which it was performed.'
This was all the Duke said, and Phineas felt it to be cold.The Duke, in truth, was grateful, but gratitude with him always failed to exhibit itself readily.From the world at large Phineas Finn received great praise for the manner in which he had performed his task.
