"Wery much obliged to you, old fellers," said Sam, ladling away at the punch in the most unembarrassed manner possible, "for this here compliment;which, comin' from sich a quarter, is wery overvelmin'.I've heerd a good deal on you as a body, but I will say, that I never thought you was sich uncommon nice men as I find you air.I only hope you'll take care o' yourselves, and not compromise nothin' o' your dignity, which is a wery charmin' thing to see, when one's out a walkin', and has always made me wery happy to look at, ever since I was a boy about half as high as the brass-headed stick o' my wery respectable friend, Blazes, there.As to the wictim of oppression in the suit o' brimstone, all I can say of him, is, that I hope he'll get jist as good a berth as he deserves: in vich case it's wery little cold swarry as ever he'll be troubled with agin."Here Sam sat down with a pleasant smile, and his speech having been vociferously applauded, the company broke up "Why, you don't mean to say you're a goin', old feller?" said Sam Weller to his friend Mr.John Smauker.
"I must indeed," said Mr.Smauker; "I promised Bantam.""Oh, wery well," said Sam; "that's another thing.P'raps he'd resign if you disappinted him.You ain't a goin', Blazes?""Yes, I am," said the man with the cocked hat.
"Wot, and leave three quarters of a bowl of punch behind you!" said Sam; "nonsense, set down agin."Mr.Tuckle was not proof against this invitation.He laid aside the cocked hat and stick which he had just taken up, and said he would have one glass, for good fellowship's sake.
As the gentleman in blue went home the same way as Mr.Tuckle, he was prevailed upon to stop too.When the punch was about half gone, Sam ordered in some oysters from the greengrocer's shop; and the effect of both was so extremely exhilarating, that Mr.Tuckle, dressed out with the cocked hat and stick, danced the frog hornpipe among the shells on the table:
while the gentleman in blue played an accompaniment upon an ingenious musical instrument formed of a hair comb and a curl-paper.At last, when the punch was all gone, and the night nearly so, they sallied forth to see each other home.Mr.Tuckle no sooner got into the open air, than he was seized with a sudden desire to lie on the curbstone; Sam thought it would be a pity to contradict him, and so let him have his own way.As the cocked hat would have been spoilt if left there, Sam very considerately flattened it down on the head of the gentleman in blue, and putting the big stick in his hand, propped him up against his own street-door, rang the bell, and walked quietly home.
At a much earlier hour next morning than his usual time of rising, Mr.
Pickwick walked down-stairs completely dressed, and rang the bell.
"Sam," said Mr.Pickwick, when Mr.Weller appeared in reply to the summons, "shut the door."Mr.Weller did so.
"There was an unfortunate occurrence here, last night, Sam," said Mr.
Pickwick, "which gave Mr.Winkle some cause to apprehend violence from Mr.Dowler.""So I've heerd from the old lady down-stairs, sir," replied Sam.
"And I'm sorry to say, Sam," continued Mr.Pickwick, with a most perplexed countenance, "that in dread of this violence, Mr.Winkle has gone away.""Gone away!" said Sam.
"Left the house early this morning, without the slightest previous communication with me," replied Mr.Pickwick."And is gone, I know not where.""He should ha' stopped and fought it out, sir," replied Sam, contemptuously.
"It wouldn't take much to settle that 'ere Dowler, sir.""Well, Sam," said Mr.Pickwick, "I may have my doubts of his great bravery and determination, also.But however that may be, Mr.Winkle is gone.He must be found, Sam.Found and brought back to me.""And s'pose he won't come back, sir?" said Sam.
"He must be made, Sam," said Mr.Pickwick.
"Who's to do it, sir?" inquired Sam with a smile.
"You," replied Mr.Pickwick.
"Wery good, sir."
With these words Mr.Weller left the room, and immediately afterwards was heard to shut the street door.In two hours' time he returned with as much coolness as if he had been despatched on the most ordinary message possible, and brought the information that an individual, in every respect answering Mr.Winkle's description, had gone over to Bristol that morning, by the branch coach from the Royal Hotel.
"Sam," said Mr.Pickwick, grasping his hand, "you're a capital fellow;an invaluable fellow.You must follow him, Sam.""Cert'nly, sir," replied Mr.Weller.
"The instant you discover him, write to me immediately, Sam," said Mr.
Pickwick."If he attempts to run away from you, knock him down, or lock him up.You have my full authority, Sam.""I'll be wery careful, sir," rejoined Sam.
"You'll tell him," said Mr.Pickwick, "that I am highly excited, highly displeased, and naturally indignant, at the very extraordinary course he has thought proper to pursue.""I will, sir," replied Sam.
"You'll tell him," said Mr.Pickwick, "that if he does not come back to this very house, with you, he will come back with me, for I will come and fetch him.""I'll mention that 'ere, sir," rejoined Sam.
"You think you can find him, Sam?" said Mr.Pickwick, looking earnestly in his face.
"Oh, I'll find him if he's any vere," rejoined Sam, with great confidence.
"Very well," said Mr.Pickwick."Then the sooner you go the better."With these instructions, Mr.Pickwick placed a sum of money in the hands of his faithful servitor, and ordered him to start for Bristol immediately, in pursuit of the fugitive.
Sam put a few necessaries in a carpet bag, and was ready for starting.
He stopped when he had got to the end of the passage, and walking quietly back, thrust his head in at the parlour door.
"Sir," whispered Sam.
"Well, Sam," said Mr.Pickwick.
"I fully understands my instructions, do I, sir?" inquired Sam.
"I hope so," said Mr.Pickwick.
"It's reg'larly understood about the knockin' down, is it, sir?" inquired Sam.
"Perfectly," replied Mr.Pickwick."Thoroughly.Do what you think necessary.
You have my orders."
Sam gave a nod of intelligence, and withdrawing his head from the door, set forth on his pilgrimage with a light heart.
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