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第21章 LIN McLEAN'S HONEY-MOON(2)

"Good-day,Mr.McLean,"said the Governor to the cow-puncher on his horse.

"How're are yu',doctor,"said Lin.During his early days in Wyoming the Governor,when as yet a private citizen,had set Mr.McLean's broken leg at Drybone."Let me make yu'known to Mrs.McLean,"pursued the husband.

The lady,at a loss how convention prescribes the greeting of a bride to a Governor,gave a waddle on the pony's back,then sat up stiff,gazed haughtily at the air,and did not speak or show any more sign than a cow would under like circumstances.So the Governor marched cheerfully at her,extending his hand,and when she slightly moved out toward him her big,dumb,red fist,he took it and shook it,and made her a series of compliments,she maintaining always the scrupulous reserve of the cow.

"I say,"Ogden whispered to me while Barker was pumping the hand of the flesh image,"I'm glad I came."The appearance of the puncher-bridegroom also interested Ogden,and he looked hard at Lin's leather chaps and cartridge-belt and so forth.Lin stared at the New-Yorker,and his high white collar and good scarf.He had seen such things quite often,of course,but they always filled him with the same distrust of the man that wore them.

"Well,"said he,"I guess we'll be pulling for a hotel.Any show in town?Circus come yet?"

"No,"said I."Are you going to make a long stay?"The cow-puncher glanced at the image,his bride of three weeks."Till we're tired of it,I guess,"said he,with hesitation.It was the first time that I had ever seen my gay friend look timidly at any one,and Ifelt a rising hate for the ruby-checked,large-eyed eating-house lady,the biscuit-shooter whose influence was dimming this jaunty,irrepressible spirit.I looked at her.Her bulky bloom had ensnared him,and now she was going to tame and spoil him.The Governor was looking at her too,thoughtfully.

"Say,Lin,"I said,"if you stay here long enough you'll see a big show."And his eye livened into something of its native jocularity as I told him of the rain-maker.

"Shucks!"said he,springing from his horse impetuously,and hugely entertained at our venture."Three hundred and fifty dollars?Let me come in";and before I could tell him that we had all the money raised,he was hauling out a wadded lump of bills.

"Well,I ain't going to starve here in the road,I guess,"spoke the image,with the suddenness of a miracle.I think we all jumped,and Iknow that Lin did.The image continued:"Some folks and their money are soon parted"--she meant me;her searching tones came straight at me;Iwas sure from the first that she knew all about me and my unfavorable opinion of her--"but it ain't going to be you this time,Lin McLean.Ged ap!"This last was to the horse,I maintain,though the Governor says the husband immediately started off on a run.

At any rate,they were gone to their hotel,and Ogden was seated on some railroad ties,exclaiming:"Oh,I like Wyoming!I am certainly glad Icame."

"That's who she is!"said the Governor,remembering Mrs.McLean all at once."I know her.She used to be at Sidney.She's got another husband somewhere.She's one of the boys.Oh,that's nothing in this country!"he continued to the amazed Ogden,who had ejaculated "Bigamy!""Lots of them marry,live together awhile,get tired and quit,travel,catch on to a new man,marry him,get tired and quit,travel,catch on--""One moment,I beg,"said Ogden,adjusting his glasses."What does the law--""Law?"said the Governor."Look at that place!"He swept his hand towards the vast plains and the mountains."Ninety-five thousand square miles of that,and sixty thousand people in it.We haven't got policemen yet on top of the Rocky Mountains.""I see,"said the New-Yorker."But--but--well let A and B represent first and second husbands,and X represent the woman.Now,does A know about B?or does B know about A?And what do they do about it?""Can't say,"the Governor answered,jovially."Can't generalize.Depends on heaps of things--love--money--Did you go to college?Well,let Aminus X equal B plus X,then if A and B get squared--""Oh,come to lunch,"I said."Barker,do you really know the first husband is alive?""Wasn't dead last winter."And Barker gave us the particulars.Miss Katie Peck had not served long in the restaurant before she was wooed and won by a man who had been a ranch cook,a sheep-herder,a bar-tender,a freight hand,and was then hauling poles for the government.During his necessary absences from home she,too,went out-of-doors.This he often discovered,and would beat her,and she would then also beat him.After the beatings one of them would always leave the other forever.Thus was Sidney kept in small-talk until Mrs.Lusk one day really did not come back."Lusk,"said the Governor,finishing his story,"cried around the saloons for a couple of days,and then went on hauling poles for the government,till at last he said he'd heard of a better job south,and next we knew of him he was round Leavenworth.Lusk was a pretty poor bird.Owes me ten dollars.""Well,"I said,"none of us ever knew about him when she came to stay with Mrs.Taylor on Bear Creek.She was Miss Peck when Lin made her Mrs.McLean."

"You'll notice,"said the Governor,"how she has got him under in three weeks.Old hand,you see.""Poor Lin!"I said.

"Lucky,I call him,"said the Governor."He can quit her.""Supposing McLean does not want to quit her?""She's educating him to want to right now,and I think he'll learn pretty quick.I guess Mr.Lin's romance wasn't very ideal this trip.Hello!here comes Jode.Jode,won't you lunch with us?Mr.Ogden,of New York,Mr.

Jode.Mr.Jode is our signal-service officer,Mr.Ogden."The Governor's eyes were sparkling hilariously,and he winked at me.

"Gentlemen,good-morning.Mr.Ogden,I am honored to make your acquaintance,"said the signal-service officer.

"Jode,when is it going to rain?"said the Governor,anxiously.

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