"'How the jumping rattlesnakes did that get there?' I yelled, and all hands must have seen how surprised I was.Bob knew in a flash.
"'You darned old snoozer,' he said, with the old-time look on his face, 'I saw you put it there.I watched you open the safe and take it out, and I followed you.I looked through the window and saw you hide it in that wardrobe.'
"'Then, you blankety-blank, flop-eared, sheep-headed coyote, what did you say you took it, for?'
"'Because,' said Bob, simply, 'I didn't know you were asleep.'
"I saw him glance toward the door of the room where Jack and Zilla were, and I knew then what it meant to be a man's friend from Bob's point of view."
Major Tom paused, and again directed his glance out of the window.He saw some one in the Stockmen's National Bank reach and draw a yellow shade down the whole length of its plate-glass, big front window, although the position of the sun did not seem to warrant such a defensive movement against its rays.
Nettlewick sat up straight in his chair.He had listened patiently, but without consuming interest, to the major's story.It had impressed him as irrelevant to the situation, and it could certainly have no effect upon the consequences.Those Western people, he thought, had an exaggerated sentimentality.They were not business-like.They needed to be protected from their friends.Evidently the major had concluded.
And what he had said amounted to nothing.
"May I ask," said the examiner, "if you have anything further to say that bears directly upon the question of those abstracted securities?"
"Abstracted securities, sir!" Major Tom turned suddenly in his chair, his blue eyes flashing upon the examiner."What do you mean, sir?"
He drew from his coat pocket a batch of folded papers held together by a rubber band, tossed them into Nettlewick's hands, and rose to his feet.
"You'll find those securities there, sir, every stock, bond, and share of 'em.I took them from the notes while you were counting the cash.
Examine and compare them for yourself."
The major led the way back into the banking room.The examiner, astounded, perplexed, nettled, at sea, followed.He felt that he had been made the victim of something that was not exactly a hoax, but that left him in the shoes of one who had been played upon, used, and then discarded, without even an inkling of the game.Perhaps, also, his official position had been irreverently juggled with.But there was nothing he could take hold of.An official report of the matter would be an absurdity.And, somehow, he felt that he would never know anything more about the matter than he did then.
Frigidly, mechanically, Nettlewick examined the securities, found them to tally with the notes, gathered his black wallet, and rose to depart.
"I will say," he protested, turning the indignant glare of his glasses upon Major Kingman, "that your statements--your misleading statements, which you have not condescended to explain--do not appear to be quite the thing, regarded either as business or humour.I do not understand such motives or actions."
Major Tom looked down at him serenely and not unkindly.
"Son," he said, "there are plenty of things in the chaparral, and on the prairies, and up the canyons that you don't understand.But I want to thank you for listening to a garrulous old man's prosy story.We old Texans love to talk about our adventures and our old comrades, and the home folks have long ago learned to run when we begin with 'Once upon a time,' so we have to spin our yarns to the stranger within our gates."
The major smiled, but the examiner only bowed coldly, and abruptly quitted the bank.They saw him travel diagonally across the street in a straight line and enter the Stockmen's National Bank.
Major Tom sat down at his desk, and drew from his vest pocket the note Roy had given him.He had read it once, but hurriedly, and now, with something like a twinkle in his eyes, he read it again.These were the words he read:
Dear Tom:
I hear there's one of Uncle Sam's grayhounds going through you, and that means that we'll catch him inside of a couple of hours, maybe.Now, I want you to do something for me.We've got just $2,200 in the bank, and the law requires that we have $20,000.I let Ross and Fisher have $18,000 late yesterday afternoon to buy up that Gibson bunch of cattle.They'll realise $40,000 in less than thirty days on the transaction, but that won't make my cash on hand look any prettier to that bank examiner.Now, I can't show him those notes, for they're just plain notes of hand without any security in sight, but you know very well that Pink Ross and Jim Fisher are two of the finest white men God ever made, and they'll do the square thing.You remember Jim Fisher--he was the one who shot that faro dealer in El Paso.I wired Sam Bradshaw's bank to send me $20,000, and it will get in on the narrow-gauge at 10.35.
You can't let a bank examiner in to count $2,200 and close your doors.Tom, you hold that examiner.Hold him.Hold him if you have to rope him and sit on his head.Watch our front window after the narrow-gauge gets in, and when we've got the cash inside we'll pull down the shade for a signal.Don't turn him loose till then.
I'm counting on you, Tom.
Your Old Pard, Bob Buckly, /Prest.Stockmen's National/.
The major began to tear the note into small pieces and throw them into his waste basket.He gave a satisfied chuckle as he did so.
"Confounded old reckless cowpuncher!" he growled, contentedly, "that pays him some on account for what he tried to do for me in the sheriff's office twenty years ago."
