"You must remember," I continued, "that I am an old playgoer. I have sat out so many of this world's dramas. It is as easy to reconstruct them backwards as forwards. We are witnessing the last act of the St. Leonard drama: that unsatisfactory last act that merely fills out time after the play is ended! The intermediate acts were probably more exciting, containing 'passionate scenes' played with much earnestness; chiefly for the amusement of the servants. But the first act, with the Kentish lanes and woods for a back-cloth, must have been charming. Here was the devout lover she had heard of, dreamed of. It is delightful to be regarded as perfection--not absolute perfection, for that might put a strain upon us to live up to, but as so near perfection that to be more perfect would just spoil it. The spots upon us, that unappreciative friends and relations would magnify into blemishes, seen in their true light: artistic shading relieving a faultlessness that might otherwise prove too glaring. Dear Hubert found her excellent just as she was in every detail. It would have been a crime against Love for her to seek to change herself."
"Well, then, it was his fault," argued Robina. "If he was silly enough to like her faults, and encourage her in them--"
"What could he have done," I asked, "even if he had seen them? A lover does not point out his mistress's shortcomings to her."
"Much the more sensible plan if he did," insisted Robina. "Then if she cared for him she could set to work to cure herself."
"You would like it?" I said; "you would appreciate it in your own case? Can you imagine young Bute--?"
"Why young Bute?" demanded Robina; "what's he got to do with it?"
"Nothing," I answered; "except that he happens to be the first male creature you have ever come across since you were six that you haven't flirted with."
"I don't flirt with them," said Robina; "I merely try to be nice to them."
"With the exception of young Bute," I persisted.
"He irritates me," Robina explained.
"I was reading," I said, "the other day, an account of the marriage customs prevailing among the Lower Caucasians. The lover takes his stand beneath his lady's window, and, having attracted her attention, proceeds to sing. And if she seems to like it--if she listens to it without getting mad, that means she doesn't want him. But if she gets upset about it--slams down the window and walks away, then it's all right. I think it's the Lower Caucasians."
"Must be a very silly people," said Robina; "I suppose a pail of water would be the highest proof of her affection he could hope for."
"A complex being, man," I agreed. "We will call him X. Can you imagine young X coming to you and saying: 'My dear Robina, you have many excellent qualities. You can be amiable--so long as you are having your own way in everything; but thwarted you can be just horrid. You are very kind--to those who are willing for you to be kind to them in your own way, which is not always their way. You can be quite unselfish--when you happen to be in an unselfish mood, which is far from frequent. You are capable and clever, but, like most capable and clever people, impatient and domineering; highly energetic when not feeling lazy; ready to forgive the moment your temper is exhausted. You are generous and frank, but if your object could only be gained through meanness or deceit you would not hesitate a moment longer than was necessary to convince yourself that the circumstances justified the means. You are sympathetic, tender-hearted, and have a fine sense of justice; but I can see that tongue of yours, if not carefully watched, wearing decidedly shrewish. You have any amount of grit. A man might go tiger-hunting with you--with no one better; but you are obstinate, conceited, and exacting. In short, to sum you up, you have all the makings in you of an ideal wife combined with faults sufficient to make a Socrates regret he'd ever married you.'"
"Yes, I would!" said Robina, springing to her feet. I could not see her face, but I knew there was the look upon it that made Primgate want to paint her as Joan of Arc; only it would never stop long enough. "I'd love him for talking like that. And I'd respect him.
If he was that sort of man I'd pray God to help me to be the sort of woman he wanted me to be. I'd try. I'd try all day long. I would!"
"I wonder," I said. Robina had surprised me. I admit it. I thought I knew the sex better.
"Any girl would," said Robina. "He'd be worth it."
"It would be a new idea," I mused. "Gott im Himmel! what a new world might it not create!" The fancy began to take hold of me. "Love no longer blind. Love refusing any more to be the poor blind fool--sport of gods and men. Love no longer passion's slave. His bonds broken, the senseless bandage flung aside. Love helping life instead of muddling it. Marriage, the foundation of civilisation, no longer reared upon the sands of lies and illusions, but grappled to the rock of truth--reality. Have you ever read 'Tom Jones?'" I said.
"No," answered Robina; "I've always heard it wasn't a nice book."
"It isn't," I said. "Man isn't a nice animal, not all of him. Nor woman either. There's a deal of the beast in man. What can you expect? Till a few paltry thousands of years ago he WAS a beast, fighting with other beasts, his fellow denizens of the woods and caves; watching for his prey, crouched in the long grass of the river's bank, tearing it with claws and teeth, growling as he ate.
