The Semi-drunk said that, in order to get on with the business, he would second the resolution.But meantime, several arguments had broken out between the advocates of different places, and several men began to relate anecdotes of previous Beanos.Nearly everyone was speaking at once and it was some time before the chairman was able to put the resolution.Finding it impossible to make his voice heard above the uproar, he began to hammer on the bench with a wooden mallet, and to shout requests for order, but this only served to increase the din.Some of them looked at him curiously and wondered what was the matter with him, but the majority were so interested in their own arguments that they did not notice him at all.
Whilst the chairman was trying to get the attention of the meeting in order to put the question, Bundy had become involved in an argument with several of the new hands who claimed to know of an even better place than the Queen Elizabeth, a pub called `The New Found Out', at Mirkfield, a few miles further on than Tubberton, and another individual joined in the dispute, alleging that a house called `The Three Loggerheads' at Slushton-cum-Dryditch was the finest place for a Beano within a hundred miles of Mugsborough.He went there last year with Pushem and Driver's crowd, and they had roast beef, goose, jam tarts, mince pies, sardines, blancmange, calves' feet jelly and one pint for each man was included in the cost of the dinner.In the middle of the discussion, they noticed that most of the others were holding up their hands, so to show there was no ill feeling they held up theirs also and then the chairman declared it was carried unanimously.
Bundy said he would like to ask the chairman to read out the resolution which had just been passed, as he had not caught the words.
The chairman replied that there was no written resolution.The motion was just to express the feeling of this meeting as to whether there was to be an outing or not.
Bundy said he was only asking a civil question, a point of information: all he wanted to know was, what was the terms of the resolution? Was they in favour of the Beano or not?
The chairman responded that the meeting was unanimously in favour.
(Applause.)
Harlow said that the next thing to be done was to decide upon the date.Crass suggested the last Saturday in August.That would give them plenty of time to pay in.
Sawkins asked whether it was proposed to have a day or only half a day.He himself was in favour of the whole day.It would only mean losing a morning's work.It was hardly worth going at all if they only had half the day.
The Semi-drunk remarked that he had just thought of a very good place to go if they decided to have a change.Three years ago he was working for Dauber and Botchit and they went to `The First In and the Last Out' at Bashford.It was a very small place, but there was a field where you could have a game of cricket or football, and the dinner was A1 at Lloyds.There was also a skittle alley attached to the pub and no charge was made for the use of it.There was a bit of a river there, and one of the chaps got so drunk that he went orf his onion and jumped into the water, and when they got him out the village policeman locked him up, and the next day he was took before the beak and fined two pounds or a month's hard labour for trying to commit suicide.
Easton pointed out that there was another way to look at it: supposing they decided to have the Beano, he supposed it would come to about six shillings a head.If they had it at the end of August and started paying in now, say a tanner a week, they would have plenty of time to make up the amount, but supposing the work fell off and some of them got the push?
Crass said that in that case a man could either have his money back or he could leave it, and continue his payments even if he were working for some other firm; the fact that he was off from Rushton's would not prevent him from going to the Beano.
Harlow proposed that they decide to go to the Queen Elizabeth the same as last year, and that they have half a day.
Philpot said that, in order to get on with the business, he would second the resolution.
Bundy suggested - as an amendment -.that it should be a whole day, starting from the Cricketers at nine in the morning, and Sawkins said that, in order to get on with the business, he would second the amendment.
One of the new hands said he wished to move another amendment.He proposed to strike out the Queen Elizabeth and substitute the Three Loggerheads.
The Chairman - after a pause - inquired if there were any seconder to this, and the Semi-drunk said that, although he did not care much where they went, still, to get on with the business, he would second the amendment, although for his own part he would prefer to go to the `First In and Last Out' at Bashford.
