The Battle of the Sand Belt IN Merlin's Cave --Clarence and I and fifty-two fresh,bright,well-educated,clean-minded young British boys.At dawn I sent an order to the factories and to all our great works to stop operations and remove all life to a safe distance,as everything was going to be blown up by secret mines,"AND NO TELLING AT WHAT MOMENT --THEREFORE,VACATE AT ONCE."These people knew me,and had confidence in my word.They would clear out without waiting to part their hair,and I could take my own time about dating the explosion.
You couldn't hire one of them to go back during the century,if the explosion was still impending.
We had a week of waiting.It was not dull for me,because I was writing all the time.During the first three days,I finished turning my old diary into this narrative form;it only required a chapter or so to bring it down to date.The rest of the week I took up in writing letters to my wife.
It was always my habit to write to Sandy every day,whenever we were separate,and now I kept up the habit for love of it,and of her,though I couldn't do anything with the letters,of course,after I had written them.But it put in the time,you see,and was almost like talking;it was almost as if I was saying,"Sandy,if you and Hello-Central were here in the cave,instead of only your photographs,what good times we could have!"And then,you know,I could imagine the baby googooing something out in reply,with its fists in its mouth and itself stretched across its mother's lap on its back,and she a-laughing and admiring and worshiping,and now and then tickling under the baby's chin to set it cackling,and then maybe throwing in a word of answer to me herself --and so on and so on --well,don't you know,I could sit there in the cave with my pen,and keep it up,that way,by the hour with them.Why,it was almost like having us all together again.
I had spies out every night,of course,to get news.Every report made things look more and more impressive.The hosts were gathering,gathering;down all the roads and paths of England the knights were riding,and priests rode with them,to hearten these original Crusaders,this being the Church's war.All the nobilities,big and little,were on their way,and all the gentry.This was all as was expected.We should thin out this sort of folk to such a degree that the people would have nothing to do but just step to the front with their republic and --Ah,what a donkey I was!Toward the end of the week I began to get this large and disenchanting fact through my head:that the mass of the nation had swung their caps and shouted for the republic for about one day,and there an end!The Church,the nobles,and the gentry then turned one grand,alldisapproving frown upon them and shriveled them into sheep!From that moment the sheep had begun to gather to the fold --that is to say,the camps --and offer their valueless lives and their valuable wool to the "righteous cause."Why,even the very men who had lately been slaves were in the "righteous cause,"and glorifying it,praying for it,sentimentally slabbering over it,just like all the other commoners.Imagine such human muck as this;conceive of this folly!
Yes,it was now "Death to the Republic!"everywhere --not a dissenting voice.All England was marching against us!Truly,this was more than Ihad bargained for.
I watched my fifty-two boys narrowly;watched their faces,their walk,their unconscious attitudes:for all these are a language --a language given us purposely that it may betray us in times of emergency,when we have secrets which we want to keep.I knew that that thought would keep saying itself over and over again in their minds and hearts,ALL ENGLANDIS MARCHING AGAINST US!and ever more strenuously imploring attention with each repetition,ever more sharply realizing itself to their imaginations,until even in their sleep they would find no rest from it,but hear the vague and flitting creatures of the dreams say,ALL ENG-LAND --ALL ENGLAND!
--IS MARCHING AGAINST YOU!I knew all this would happen;I knew that ultimately the pressure would become so great that it would compel utterance;therefore,I must be ready with an answer at that time --an answer well chosen and tranquilizing.
I was right.The time came.They HAD to speak.Poor lads,it was pitiful to see,they were so pale,so worn,so troubled.At first their spokesman could hardly find voice or words;but he presently got both.This is what he said --and he put it in the neat modern English taught him in my schools:
"We have tried to forget what we are --English boys!We have tried to put reason before sentiment,duty before love;our minds approve,but our hearts reproach us.While apparently it was only the nobility,only the gentry,only the twenty-five or thirty thousand knights left alive out of the late wars,we were of one mind,and undisturbed by any troubling doubt;each and every one of these fifty-two lads who stand here before you,said,'They have chosen --it is their affair.'But think!--the matter is altered --ALL ENG-LAND IS MARCHING AGAINST US!Oh,sir,consider!
--reflect!--these people are our people,they are bone of our bone,flesh of our flesh,we love them --do not ask us to destroy our nation!"Well,it shows the value of looking ahead,and being ready for a thing when it happens.If I hadn't foreseen this thing and been fixed,that boy would have had me!--I couldn't have said a word.But I was fixed.I said:
"My boys,your hearts are in the right place,you have thought the worthy thought,you have done the worthy thing.You are English boys,you will remain English boys,and you will keep that name unsmirched.Give yourselves no further concern,let your minds be at peace.Consider this:while all England is marching against us,who is in the van?Who,by the commonest rules of war,will march in the front?Answer me.""The mounted host of mailed knights."
"True.They are 30,000strong.Acres deep they will march.Now,observe: none but THEY will ever strike the sand-belt!Then there will be an episode!
