第1章 Epigraph

As a single dad, Matthew Carroll didn't always have someone to share in his frequent laughter and incredulity at the various things his daughter, Morgan, said. Hoping to docu?ment some of her best commentary, Carroll took to recording her choicest quotes on his iPhone when she was between the ages of three and five. He then compiled them chronologically in a small homemade volume for friends and family who, compelled by the hilarious and touching content, encouraged him to share it with a larger audience. Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping? is the record of the hilarious, crazy, and touching pronouncements of a little girl, but it's also the irresistible documentation of the love between a parent and child.

Picking up after the dramatic cliffhanger that ended Book Six, Sabrina and Daphne's prayers are finally answered when their parents awake from their sleeping spell. But their happy reunion is short-lived, as they are caught in the middle of a war between the Scarlet Hand and Prince Charming's Everafter army. As the family works to help the prince's ragtag group of rebels and protect their friends, Sabrina comes face-to-face with the family's deadliest enemy—the mysterious Master—who reveals a secret so shocking it will rock the entire family to its core.

This is a first-hand journal about the Goldings' travels through Egypt, soon after winning the Nobel Prize, living on a motor cruiser on the Nile. Nothing went quite as planned, but William Golding's vivid and honest account of what actually happened, and of what he saw and felt about ancient Egypt and the exasperations of the living present, will delight his innumerable admirers and everyone who visits Egypt. "e;One of the funniest anti-travel books I have ever read"e;. (Daily Telegraph). "e;No previous book brings you so close to Golding the man. It bulges with abstruse knowledge ...and is often screamingly funny…Hugely enjoyable"e;. (The Times).

Oe introduces Kogito Choko, a writer in his early sixties, as he rekindles a childhood friendship with his estranged brother-in-law, the renowned filmmaker Goro Hanawa. Goro sends Kogito a trunk of tapes he has recorded of reflections about their friendship, but as Kogito is listening one night, he hears something odd. "I'm going to head over to the Other Side now," Goro says, and then Kogito hears a loud thud. After a moment of silence, Goro's voice continues: "But don't worry, I'm not going to stop communicating with you." Moments later, Kogito's wife rushes in; Goro has jumped to his death. With that, Kogito begins a far-ranging search to understand what drove his brother-in-law to suicide. His quest takes him from the forests of southern Japan to the washed-out streets of Berlin, where Kogito confronts the ghosts from his own past and that of his lifelong, but departed, friend.

【紫幽对不起你们T-T】

“最后，这青山会记住我们的温暖，冬风会在春天的时候送到我们的思念。希望松本翔太君，在那个我们未知的地方，能够开心地活着。”穿着黑色大衣的牧师念完这一段，合上了手里几乎没有用到的《圣经》，他吸着冻得通红的鼻子，缩着身子跑向停在山路边的小型休旅车。“谢谢大家今天来，现在请大家跟着车子下山，午餐已经准备好了。”一个高中生模样的男生朝大家招了招手，大声喊着，声音在时而吹起的强风里变得有些恍惚。人群熙熙攘攘，散得更开，他们各自朝自己的车走去，原本肃静的气氛变得热闹起来。

陈天为救妹妹入狱三年，在这三年中他失去了右眼。却成就了他辉煌的一生，自身抗击打能力超强的他。被造神计划选中，并被注入强化基因成为了众神之一。

一个星期过去，周道强觉得，自家的工地上也该直的像直的，方的像方的了。可是，当他走到工地上时，发现还是乱糟糟的，水泥、石沙、型材，横七竖八地堆放着，加上挖墙基时新掏出来的渣土，整个工地看上去犹如遭到了炮击。周道强走到工头李秀海跟前，脸上笑着，说出来的话却是埋怨的口气：“老李，怎么不见活呀，我指甲都剪两次了，你这墙根还没牙根高呢？”李秀海正蹲在一块砖上，手里捏着截烟尾巴，眯缝着眼，目光空洞地看着前方，听周道强问话，他努了努嘴。周道强顺着李秀海努嘴的方向看去。不远处，一个三十多岁的男人正坐在一堆砖上向这边瞭望。

至尊回归，踏破虚空，强者降临，都市纵横！为弥补心中遗憾，一代妖孽至尊动用时空轮回之法，携带九万年记忆重回地球，再度纵横于都市之间。（已有百万字完结老书：重生都市之神级主宰！欢迎品阅！另外有新书：都市之妖孽仙帝）

阿凉穿越成了一只兽，大家都喜欢的兽。不过按部就班的日子总是会出现点意外……比如突然背井离乡，突然成了人什么的……不过，凡事都以她开心为主啦。女主没节操，欺软怕硬，蔫坏蔫坏的。偏种田，暂时无决定男主。

神族与魔族的混血公主，菲雅，一个不为神魔接受的私生女，在爱恨的夹缝中，她是否能坚强成长？色色的小白，可爱的小火龙，还有忠诚的伙伴，各个关键人物逐一登场，混血公主菲雅最终情归何处？

一次意外的外星之旅，让他获得宇八星君的传承，这对于懵懂期的少年而言，宇宙间不止地球拥有智慧生命，有很多的星球文明远远高于地球无数倍。并且还在威胁着地球的安危。少年，加油吧！地球的安危掌握在你的手中。于是，地球乃至整个宇宙的和平历程开始了。

读文人传说故事可以给我们以美的享受，许多故事本身就如诗如画，令我们读了如临其境，如闻其声；读文人传说故事还可以提升我们的生活品位，使我们的心灵得到美的陶冶。当然读文人传说故事最大的收益是可以使我们增长智慧，特别是那些文人墨客之间的唱和往还，文人墨客与官僚政客之间斗智斗勇，与风尘女子们的恩恩爱爱，与僧侣、道士之间的友谊与纠缠，这些传说故事从多角度、多侧面展现了当时那些时代的丰富生活画卷，从某种意义上来讲，它们比真实的历史更生动，也更全面，比真实历史更能使我们得到教益和收获，也是更能令我们感动的活教材。

本应该是二十一世纪的缉毒精英，却在一睁眼发现正被人按在冰桶里死虐，二话不说三下五除二就打趴众人，笑话，她可不是之前的被虐对象！被太子召见，狂撩，救太子而受伤，又机缘救下太子生母，瞬间成为皇上眼前的红人，众人都想着巴结讨好，她却只想为前主守护家人。勾心斗角，对她来说家常便饭，你狠，我比你更狠！--情节虚构，请勿模仿