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11,002 Things to Be Miserable About
11,002 Things to Be Miserable About is a list of all the reasons NOT to wake up in the morning. Ironically enough, when you put all of them under one cover, it's actually very funny. This decidedly absurd inventory of misery is perfect for sardonic and disaffected youth, for people seeking gifts for Traumatic Event Birthdays (like 21, 25, 30, 40, and, well, anything after 40), and for anyone else with an offbeat sense of humor. Enjoy. Some of the entries are pretty basic, like imitation crabmeat, student loans, and David Hasselhoff, but other entries actually include educational things, like: Dust mites, which make up one-third of the weight of a six-year-old pillow. See, you can laugh and learn.
将军撩的有点甜
生死簿出了问题，许轻歌得以重活一世，真开心，可为什么司命薄也出了问题？许轻歌必须让苏木爱上她。从未谈过恋爱的许轻歌，在热心的叶袅袅的帮助下，许轻歌一计又一计的施，可惜苏木始终不中计。不中计也就算了为什么她是被反撩的那个？苏木：追了你那么多年，这一次我也要享受一下被追的感觉。许轻歌：这个撩的有点难啊。我要不要继续？苏木发觉别人看轻歌的眼神不对后：老子追了上千年媳妇，怎么能叫别的男人勾走。前一世苏木追了许轻歌好久，终于追上了，这一世苏木骗她追自己，可是最后他还是得再走一遍追妻路。不过小丫头撩起来好可爱的。Ps:司命簿上的无良任务都是男主出的。女主前期靠身份，后期靠实力。男主一直实力炸天。只是前期靠司命簿，后期靠不要脸。撕反派的情节不会太多，因为大家忙着发糖。江山如画，一时多少豪杰，可是，江山美人难两全，有多少人最后饱尝孤独。将军打仗这种小说被虐多了，想来个甜的。
