登陆注册
5149100000021

第21章 AN ASTRAL ONION(1)

WHEN Tig Braddock came to Nora Finnegan he was red-headed and freckled, and, truth to tell, he re-mained with these features to the end of his life -- a life prolonged by a lucky, if somewhat improbable, incident, as you shall hear.

Tig had shuffled off his parents as saurians, of some sorts, do their skins.During the temporary absence from home of his mother, who was at the bridewell, and the more ex-tended vacation of his father, who, like Vil-lon, loved the open road and the life of it, Tig, who was not a well-domesticated animal, wandered away.The humane society never heard of him, the neighbors did not miss him, and the law took no cognizance of this detached citizen -- this lost pleiad.Tig would have sunk into that melancholy which is attendant upon hunger, -- the only form of despair which babyhood knows, -- if he had not wandered across the path of Nora Finne-gan.Now Nora shone with steady brightness in her orbit, and no sooner had Tig entered her atmosphere, than he was warmed and com-forted.Hunger could not live where Nora was.The basement room where she kept house was redolent with savory smells; and in the stove in her front room -- which was also her bedroom -- there was a bright fire glowing when fire was needed.

Nora went out washing for a living.But she was not a poor washerwoman.Not at all.

She was a washerwoman triumphant.She had perfect health, an enormous frame, an abounding enthusiasm for life, and a rich abundance of professional pride.She be-lieved herself to be the best washer of white clothes she had ever had the pleasure of knowing, and the value placed upon her ser-vices, and her long connection with certain families with large weekly washings, bore out this estimate of herself -- an estimate which she never endeavored to conceal.

Nora had buried two husbands without being unduly depressed by the fact.The first hus-band had been a disappointment, and Nora winked at Providence when an accident in a tunnel carried him off -- that is to say, carried the husband off.The second husband was not so much of a disappointment as a sur-prise.He developed ability of a literary order, and wrote songs which sold and made him a small fortune.Then he ran away with another woman.The woman spent his fort-une, drove him to dissipation, and when he was dying he came back to Nora, who re-ceived him cordially, attended him to the end, and cheered his last hours by singing his own songs to him.Then she raised a headstone recounting his virtues, which were quite numerous, and refraining from any reference to those peculiarities which had caused him to be such a surprise.

Only one actual chagrin had ever nibbled at the sound heart of Nora Finnegan -- a cruel chagrin, with long, white teeth, such as rodents have! She had never held a child to her breast, nor laughed in its eyes; never bathed the pink form of a little son or daughter; never felt a tugging of tiny hands at her voluminous calico skirts! Nora had burnt many candles before the statue of the blessed Virgin without remedying this deplor-able condition.She had sent up unavailing prayers -- she had, at times, wept hot tears of longing and loneliness.Sometimes in her sleep she dreamed that a wee form, warm and exquisitely soft, was pressed against her firm body, and that a hand with tiniest pink nails crept within her bosom.But as she reached out to snatch this delicious little creature closer, she woke to realize a barren woman's grief, and turned herself in anguish on her lonely pillow.

So when Tig came along, accompanied by two curs, who had faithfully followed him from his home, and when she learned the details of his story, she took him in, curs and all, and, having bathed the three of them, made them part and parcel of her home.This was after the demise of the second husband, and at a time when Nora felt that she had done all a woman could be expected to do for Hymen.

Tig was a preposterous baby.The curs were preposterous curs.Nora had always been afflicted with a surplus amount of laughter -- laughter which had difficulty in attaching itself to anything, owing to the lack of the really comic in the surroundings of the poor.But with a red-headed and freckled baby boy and two trick dogs in the house, she found a good and sufficient excuse for her hilarity, and would have torn the cave where echo lies with her mirth, had that cave not been at such an immeasurable dis-tance from the crowded neighborhood where she lived.

At the age of four Tig went to free kinder-garten; at the age of six he was in school, and made three grades the first year and two the next.At fifteen he was graduated from the high school and went to work as errand boy in a newspaper office, with the fixed de-termination to make a journalist of himself.

Nora was a trifle worried about his morals when she discovered his intellect, but as time went on, and Tig showed no devotion for any woman save herself, and no consciousness that there were such things as bad boys or saloons in the world, she began to have con-fidence.All of his earnings were brought to her.Every holiday was spent with her.He told her his secrets and his aspirations.He admitted that he expected to become a great man, and, though he had not quite decided upon the nature of his career, -- saving, of course, the makeshift of journalism, -- it was not unlikely that he would elect to be a novelist like -- well, probably like Thackeray.

Hope, always a charming creature, put on her most alluring smiles for Tig, and he made her his mistress, and feasted on the light of her eyes.Moreover, he was chap-eroned, so to speak, by Nora Finnegan, who listened to every line Tig wrote, and made a mighty applause, and filled him up with good Irish stew, many colored as the coat of Joseph, and pungent with the inimitable perfume of "the rose of the cellar." Nora Finnegan understood the onion, and used it lovingly.

同类推荐
  • 此事难知

    此事难知

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • 洞玄灵宝无量度人经诀音义

    洞玄灵宝无量度人经诀音义

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • 乐庵语录

    乐庵语录

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • 一贯天机直讲

    一贯天机直讲

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • 中藏经

    中藏经

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
热门推荐
  • 混世妖孽:小汩儿传

    混世妖孽:小汩儿传

    【痴情宠溺+腹黑无限】小汩儿是一枚狼人。长了明眸善睐,娇俏动人。人见人爱,一干翘楚男见了笑逐颜开。因为受无情草精灵之毒,活了三百年,却不懂情是何物。终有一天小汩儿知晓男女情事了,那一干斗了你死我活的翘楚男们,到底谁适合做她夫君?真是一件头疼之事。
  • 兔病防治路路通

    兔病防治路路通

    为什么不能突然改变饲料?应该怎样做?家兔缺乏维生素A的症状是什么?如何治疗?家兔缺乏维生素E的症状是什么?如何治疗?家兔全身性缺钙会导致什么病?饲料中应怎样添加?家兔缺磷会导致什么病?饲料中应怎样添加?家兔缺钠会导致什么病?饲料中应怎样添加?家兔饲料中蛋白质等成分比例失调可能会导致什么病?饲料中应怎样添加?通过阅读本书,你就能找到以上问题的答案。
  • 客家文化与和谐广西

    客家文化与和谐广西

    徐天河,广西博自人,大学教授、文学博士、硕士研究生导师.先后就学于广西师范大学、广西大学、哈尔滨师范大学。世界华文文学研究会会员、中国古代文学研究会会员、全国《红楼梦》研究会会员、广西先进文化促进会会员、广西人文社会科学发展研究中心客家研究院研究员、广西教育科学学术委员会委员、广西高等学校教学成果奖评审委员会委员、广西高等学校职称评审委员会委员、广西玉林市客家海外联谊会常务副会长。
  • 大唐全才

    大唐全才

    王珂,一个装饰公司的小老板,在去一个新工程工地的途中因车祸来到大唐,他为了在这个时代站住脚跟,用他比别人多了一千多年的知识在大唐帝国扇动他那蝴蝶翅膀,改变了历史的进程。人称他为大唐全才。
  • 快穿系统:主人,求抱抱

    快穿系统:主人,求抱抱

    【1V1】活过上千年的墨黑身为星际“臭名昭著”的sss级通缉犯,常年过着神龙不见首尾的生活。直到某天,一个系统小天使——三岁,找到了她……“宿主,任务很简单,攻略男神,顺便通过拯救崩坏三千小世界,来抵消你的罪恶值……最最重要的是,我可以带你体验不一样的人生!”墨黑莞尔一笑,灿如夏花:“听起来似乎不错……”#宿主时不时来个言语上的威胁##垃圾系统天天叫我扑倒目标人物##解锁不一样的小哥哥#一、竹马哥哥超严厉二、……(未完)
  • 快穿守则:男神大人,撩一下

    快穿守则:男神大人,撩一下

    自从遇见宿主以后它这个完美的系统就变成了话痨,高冷不复存。等等,宿主你干嘛??安晓酒挥着旗帜:“打到女主,强行上位!”“咦,这位仁兄,看起来很眼熟啊,我们是不是见过?”某系统捂脸:没有见过!!!安晓酒修复BUG,以为自己一路女配光环,绿色通道,没想,自己才是系统的金手指!what?长腿叔叔?总裁大人?人鱼王子?野蛮少将……咦,这是BUG都是什么梗!“征服男主!女配上位!”
  • BOSS开道:傲娇萌妻太难缠

    BOSS开道:傲娇萌妻太难缠

    “苏苏,我想吃你做的饭。”微微搂着苏苏的胳膊可怜兮兮的撒娇。“好!”“苏苏,你会陪我一辈子吗?”“笨蛋,一辈子太短,我要的是生生世世。”苏苏霸道宣誓。“苏苏,他们好像不认可我。”微微躲在他身后,探出小脑袋。苏苏柔和的眸子扫过他们,只听震耳欲聋的声音响彻整个房间:“大嫂好!大嫂辛苦了!”“你剩余的时间不多了…”医生的话回荡在他耳边。他说要陪她生生世世,结果,他还是违背了当初的誓言。苏苏消失的第9天,微微找到他时却见一陌生女人挽着他,而他,一脸柔情。
  • 乾隆皇帝:云暗风阙

    乾隆皇帝:云暗风阙

    年逾耳顺,乾隆依然春秋鼎盛,乾纲在握,为大清的长治久安,励精图治。但大清开国已百余年,内忧外患,树大中空。傅恒身染沉疴,伊继善病在垂危,后宫内闱风波不断,宵小太监秽乱中宫,官场贪墨婪贿成风,山东巡抚国泰借岩灾之后,侵吞库银,造成藩库亏空。奸臣和申告巴结逢迎,扶摇直上,贪受巨额贿赂,又杀人灭口,成为炙手可热的暴发户。加之天下灾荒,教匪趁机惑众,西疆又骚乱不宁。乾隆盛世难继,危机四伏。为挽救大清王朝的极盛之世,乾隆宵衣旰食,呕心沥血,下决心整顿吏治。
  • 影响中国学生的经典成语故事之二

    影响中国学生的经典成语故事之二

    成语是语言中经过长期使用、锤炼而形成的固定短语,它是比词的含义更丰富而语法功能又相当于词的语言单位,而且富有深刻的思想内涵,简短精辟易记易用。并常常附带有感情色彩,包括贬义和褒义,当然,也有中性的。“影响中国学生的经典成语故事”汇集了众多的成语,详细地讲解了其释义及相关出处,使读者在增长知识的基础上、享受阅读带来的乐趣。
  • 精灵大师直播间

    精灵大师直播间

    不同以往的PM文,回归初心,以新角度看待世界!亚马逊森林的蛇中之王君主蛇、昆仑雪山的水晶之躯大岩蛇撒哈拉沙漠中地狱流沙大颚蚁、布兰肯万福洞穴超音叉字蝠夕阳黄金之塔法老之墓死神棺、加勒比海美人鱼之梦美纳斯我是精灵大师洛基,大家可以叫我洛爷,现在为大家直播徒手撕绿毛虫…(宠物小精灵又称:神奇宝贝、口袋妖怪、精灵宝可梦)(PS:已建Q群:585124491)