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Following close at his heels, came Mr.Job Trotter, in the catalogue of whose vices, want of faith and attachment to his companion could at all events find no place.He was still ragged and squalid, but his face was not quite so hollow as on his first meeting with Mr.Pickwick, a few days before.As he took off his hat to our benevolent old friend, he murmured some broken expressions of gratitude, and muttered something about having been saved from starving.

"Well, well," said Mr.Pickwick, impatiently interrupting him, "you can follow with Sam.I want to speak to you, Mr.Jingle.Can you walk without his arm?""Certainly, sir--all ready--not too fast--legs shaky--head queer--round and round--earthquaky sort of feeling--very.""Here, give me your arm," said Mr.Pickwick.

"No, no," replied Jingle; "won't indeed--rather not.""Nonsense;" said Mr.Pickwick, "lean upon me, I desire, sir."Seeing that he was confused and agitated, and uncertain what to do, Mr.Pickwick cut the matter short by drawing the invalided stroller's arm through his, and leading him away, without saying another word about it.

During the whole of this time, the countenance of Mr.Samuel Weller had exhibited an expression of the most overwhelming and absorbing astonishment that the imagination can portray.After looking from Job to Jingle, and from Jingle to Job in profound silence, he softly ejaculated the words, "Well, I am damn'd!" Which he repeated at least a score of times:

after which exertion, he appeared wholly bereft of speech, and again cast his eyes, first upon the one and then upon the other, in mute perplexity and bewilderment.

"Now, Sam!" said Mr.Pickwick, looking back.

"I'm a comin', sir," replied Mr.Weller, mechanically following his master; and still he lifted not his eyes from Mr.Job Trotter, who walked at his side, in silence.

Job kept his eyes fixed on the ground for some time.Sam, with his glued to Job's countenance, ran up against the people who were walking about, and fell over little children, and stumbled against steps and railings, without appearing at all sensible of it, until Job, looking stealthily up, said:

"How do you do, Mr.Weller?"

"It is him!" exclaimed Sam: and having established Job's identity beyond all doubt, he smote his leg, and vented his feelings in a long shrill whistle.

"Things has altered with me, sir," said Job.

"I should think they had," exclaimed Mr.Weller, surveying his companion's rags with undisguised wonder."This is rayther a change for the worse, Mr.Trotter, as the gen'l'm'n said, wen he got two doubtful shillin's and six-penn'orth o' pocket pieces for a good half-crown.""It, is indeed," replied Job, shaking his head."There is no deception now, Mr.Weller.Tears," said Job, with a look of momentary slyness, "tears are not the only proofs of distress, nor the best ones.""No, they ain't," replied Sam, expressively.

"They may be put on, Mr.Weller," said Job.

"I know they may," said Sam; "some people, indeed, has 'em always ready laid on, and can pull out the plug wenever they likes.""Yes," replied Job; "but these sort of things are not so easily counterfeited, Mr.Weller, and it is a more painful process to get them up." As he spoke, he pointed to his sallow sunken cheeks, and, drawing up his coat sleeves, disclosed an arm which looked as if the bone could be broken at a touch: so sharp and brittle did it appear, beneath its thin covering of flesh.

"Wot have you been a doin' to yourself?" said Sam, recoiling.

"Nothing," replied Job.

"Nothin'!" echoed Sam.

"I have been doin' nothing for many weeks past," said Job; "and eating and drinking almost as little."Sam took one comprehensive glance at Mr.Trotter's thin face and wretched apparel; and then, seizing him by the arm, commenced dragging him away with great violence.

"Where are you going, Mr.Weller?" said Job, vainly struggling in the powerful grasp of his old enemy.

"Come on," said Sam; "come on!" He deigned no further explanation until they reached the tap; and then called for a pot of porter, which was speedily produced.

"Now," said Sam, "drink that up, ev'ry drop on it, and then turn the pot upside down, to let me see as you've took the med'cine.""But, my dear Mr.Weller," remonstrated Job.

"Down vith it!" said Sam, peremptorily.

Thus admonished, Mr.Trotter raised the pot to his lips, and, by gentle and almost imperceptible degrees, tilted it into the air.He paused once, and only once, to draw a long breath, but without raising his face from the vessel, which, in a few moments thereafter, he held out at arm's length, bottom upward.Nothing fell upon the ground but a few particles of froth, which slowly detached themselves from the rim, and trickled lazily down.

"Well done!" said Sam."How do you find yourself arter it?""Better, sir.I think I am better," responded Job.

"O' course you air," said Sam, argumentatively."It's like puttin' gas in a balloon.I can see with the naked eye that you gets stouter under the operation.Wot do you say to another o' the same di-mensions?""I would rather not, I am much obliged to you, sir," replied Job, "much rather not.""Vell, then, wot do you say to some wittles?" inquired Sam.

"Thanks to your worthy governor, sir," said Mr.Trotter, "we have half a leg of mutton, baked, at a quarter before three, with the potatoes under it to save boiling.""Wot! Has he been a purwidin' for you?" asked Sam, emphatically.

"He has, sir," replied Job."More than that, Mr.Weller; my master being very ill, he got us a room--we were in a kennel before--and paid for it, sir; and come to look at us, at night, when nobody should know.Mr.Weller,"said Job, with real tears in his eyes, for once, "I could serve that gentleman till I fell down dead at his feet.""I say!" said Sam, "I'll trouble you, my friend! None o' that!"Job Trotter looked amazed.

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