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"Nay, your reverence.You surely spoke: you said, 'At their old tricks again!'""Said I so in sooth?" and his reverence smiled.He then proceeded to broach the wine, and filled a cup for each.Then he put a log of wood on the fire, for stoves were none in Burgundy."And so Isaid 'At their old tricks!' did I? Come, sip the good wine, and, whilst it lasts, story for story, I care not if I tell you a little tale."Gerard's eyes sparkled.

"Thou lovest a story?"

"As my life."

"Nay, but raise not thine expectations too high, neither.'Tis but a foolish trifle compared with thine adventures."THE CURE'S TALE.

"Once upon a time, then, in the kingdom of France, and in the duchy of Burgundy, and not a day's journey from the town where now we sit a-sipping of old Medoc, there lived a cure.I say he lived;but barely.The parish was small, the parishioners greedy; and never gave their cure a doit more than he could compel.The nearer they brought him to a disembodied spirit by meagre diet, the holier should be his prayers in their behalf.I know not if this was their creed, but their practice gave it colour.

"At last he pickled a rod for them.

"One day the richest farmer in the place had twins to baptize.The cure was had to the christening dinner as usual; but ere he would baptize the children, he demanded, not the christening fees only, but the burial fees.'Saints defend us, parson, cried the mother;'talk not of burying! I did never see children liker to live.'

'Nor I,' said the cure, 'the praise be to God.Natheless, they are sure to die, being sons of Adam, as well as of thee, dame.But die when they will, 'twill cost them nothing, the burial fees being paid and entered in this book.' 'For all that 'twill cost them something,' quoth the miller, the greatest wag in the place, and as big a knave as any; for which was the biggest God knoweth, but no mortal man, not even the hangman.'Miller, I tell thee nay,'

quo' the cure.'Parson, I tell you ay,' quo' the miller.''Twill cost them their lives.' At which millstone conceit was a great laugh; and in the general mirth the fees were paid and the Christians made.

"But when the next parishioner's child, and the next after, and all, had to pay each his burial fee, or lose his place in heaven, discontent did secretly rankle in the parish.Well, one fine day they met in secret, and sent a churchwarden with a complaint to the bishop, and a thunderbolt fell on the poor cure.Came to him at dinner-time a summons to the episcopal palace, to bring the parish books and answer certain charges.Then the cure guessed where the shoe pinched.He left his food on the board, for small his appetite now, and took the parish books and went quaking.

"The bishop entertained him with a frown, and exposed the plaint.

'Monseigneur,' said the cure right humbly, 'doth the parish allege many things against me, or this one only?' 'In sooth, but this one,' said the bishop, and softened a little.'First, monseigneur, I acknowledge the fact.' ''Tis well,' quoth the bishop; 'that saves time and trouble.Now to your excuse, if excuse there be.'

'Monseigneur, I have been cure of that parish seven years, and fifty children have I baptized, and buried not five.At first Iused to say, "Heaven be praised, the air of this village is main healthy;" but on searching the register book I found 'twas always so, and on probing the matter, it came out that of those born at Domfront, all, but here and there one, did go and get hanged at Aix.But this was to defraud not their cure only, but the entire Church of her dues, since "pendards" pay no funeral fees, being buried in air.Thereupon, knowing by sad experience their greed, and how they grudge the Church every sou, I laid a trap to keep them from hanging; for, greed against greed, there be of them that will die in their beds like true men ere the Church shall gain those funeral fees for nought.' Then the bishop laughed till the tears ran down, and questioned the churchwarden, and he was fain to confess that too many of the parish did come to that unlucky end at Aix.'Then,' said the bishop, 'I do approve the act, for myself and my successors; and so be it ever, till they mend their manners and die in their beds.' And the next day came the ringleaders crestfallen to the cure, and said, 'Parson, ye were even good to us, barring this untoward matter: prithee let there be no ill blood anent so trivial a thing.' And the cure said, 'My children, I were unworthy to be your pastor could I not forgive a wrong; go in peace, and get me as many children as may be, that by the double fees the cure you love may miss starvation.'

"And the bishop often told the story, and it kept his memory of the cure alive, and at last he shifted him to a decent parish, where he can offer a glass of old Medoc to such as are worthy of it.Their name it is not legion."A light broke in upon Gerard, his countenance showed it.

"Ay!" said his host, "I am that cure: so now thou canst guess why I said 'At their old tricks.' My life on't they have wheedled my successor into remitting those funeral fees.You are well out of that parish.And so am I."The cure's little niece burst in, "Uncle, the weighing - la! a stranger!" And burst out.

The cure rose directly, but would not part with Gerard.

"Wet thy beard once more, and come with me."In the church porch they found the sexton with a huge pair of scales, and weights of all sizes.Several humble persons were standing by, and soon a woman stepped forward with a sickly child and said, "Be it heavy be it light, I vow, in rye meal of the best, whate'er this child shall weigh, and the same will duly pay to Holy Church, an if he shall cast his trouble.Pray, good people, for this child, and for me his mother hither come in dole and care!"The child was weighed, and yelled as if the scale had been the font.

"Courage! dame," cried Gerard."This is a good sign.There is plenty of life here to battle its trouble.""Now, blest be the tongue that tells me so," said the poor woman.

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