登陆注册
5212100000011

第11章

A garden is an awful responsibility.You never know what you may be aiding to grow in it.I heard a sermon, not long ago, in which the preacher said that the Christian, at the moment of his becoming one, was as perfect a Christian as he would be if he grew to be an arch-angel; that is, that he would not change thereafter at all, but only develop.I do not know whether this is good theology, or not; and Ihesitate to support it by an illustration from my garden, especially as I do not want to run the risk of propagating error, and I do not care to give away these theological comparisons to clergymen who make me so little return in the way of labor.But I find, in dissecting a pea-blossom, that hidden in the center of it is a perfect miniature pea-pod, with the peas all in it,--as perfect a pea-pod as it will ever be, only it is as tiny as a chatelaine ornament.Maize and some other things show the same precocity.This confirmation of the theologic theory is startling, and sets me meditating upon the moral possibilities of my garden.I may find in it yet the cosmic egg.

And, speaking of moral things, I am half determined to petition the Ecumenical Council to issue a bull of excommunication against "pusley." Of all the forms which " error " has taken in this world, I think that is about the worst.In the Middle Ages the monks in St.

Bernard's ascetic community at Clairvaux excommunicated a vineyard which a less rigid monk had planted near, so that it bore nothing.

In 1120 a bishop of Laon excommunicated the caterpillars in his diocese; and, the following year, St.Bernard excommunicated the flies in the Monastery of Foigny; and in 1510 the ecclesiastical court pronounced the dread sentence against the rats of Autun, Macon, and Lyons.These examples are sufficient precedents.It will be well for the council, however, not to publish the bull either just before or just after a rain; for nothing can kill this pestilent heresy when the ground is wet.

It is the time of festivals.Polly says we ought to have one,--a strawberry-festival.She says they are perfectly delightful: it is so nice to get people together!--this hot weather.They create such a good feeling! I myself am very fond of festivals.I always go,--when I can consistently.Besides the strawberries, there are ice creams and cake and lemonade, and that sort of thing: and one always feels so well the next day after such a diet! But as social reunions, if there are good things to eat, nothing can be pleasanter;and they are very profitable, if you have a good object.I agreed that we ought to have a festival; but I did not know what object to devote it to.We are not in need of an organ, nor of any pulpit-cushions.I do not know that they use pulpit-cushions now as much as they used to, when preachers had to have something soft to pound, so that they would not hurt their fists.I suggested pocket handkerchiefs, and flannels for next winter.But Polly says that will not do at all.You must have some charitable object,--something that appeals to a vast sense of something; something that it will be right to get up lotteries and that sort of thing for.I suggest a festival for the benefit of my garden; and this seems feasible.In order to make everything pass off pleasantly, invited guests will bring or send their own strawberries and cream, which I shall be happy to sell to them at a slight advance.There are a great many improvements which the garden needs; among them a sounding-board, so that the neighbors' children can hear when I tell them to get a little farther off from the currant-bushes.I should also like a selection from the ten commandments, in big letters, posted up conspicuously, and a few traps, that will detain, but not maim, for the benefit of those who cannot read.But what is most important is, that the ladies should crochet nets to cover over the strawberries.

同类推荐
  • The Principles of Psychology

    The Principles of Psychology

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • 东征纪行录

    东征纪行录

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • 医验随笔

    医验随笔

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • 言行龟鉴

    言行龟鉴

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • 青龙寺轨记

    青龙寺轨记

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
热门推荐
  • 家养腹黑龙夫:愿求一纸休书

    家养腹黑龙夫:愿求一纸休书

    “妈咪,我真的不是蜥蜴,我是你的宝宝。”安宝面前的一只类蜥蜴动物泪光闪闪的对她说道。安宝无比镇静的将它扔到水盆,然后打电话:“倩倩,上次你说的精神科电话是多少,是的,我想我不但幻听还有幻视。”翌日,“宝宝,你真的打算把你的相公扔下六楼吗?”安宝面前一只更大的类蜥蜴动物张口怒道,这一次,安宝二话不说,直接扔掉扔掉,然后打电话给精神科:“你好,您昨天给我开的药似乎没有任何效果,麻烦您重新开一份。”
  • 中国造联想无限

    中国造联想无限

    "柳传志的成功之路为不同行业的经营者所羡慕,研究这位具有传奇色彩的企业领导人的经营策略和管理思想成为一种时沿,学习柳传志用于推动企业前进的技巧和方法,成为中国乃至全球企业管理者的迫切需要。本书从多个角度对柳传志的成功管理之道以及如何赢得市场作了睿智而又精辟了论断,重点分析了先进管理理念与传统管理对中国企业的影响和中国企业不能办大的根本原因,特别对企业领导在企业管理中出现的主要问题如何应对等方面作了详细介绍。
  • 太之剑

    太之剑

    一场几万人的大型穿越。一段刺杀与成王的故事。天空会落下星雨,但那是从外面的世界,投掷下来的绝世装备。而穿越者,想要活下去,就要一统武林,成为英雄榜第一!居庙堂之高则忧其民;处江湖之远则忧其君。
  • 三官灯仪

    三官灯仪

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • 好名好运:最新起名宝典(修订本)

    好名好运:最新起名宝典(修订本)

    姓名是由一笔一画构成的方块汉字所组成,既有象,又有数,还有音,也有义。这些象、数、音、义都具有阴阳五行的内容,每个汉字跟周易八卦的符号来源有相通之处。科学证明,任何一种学术都是有其规律可寻的。姓名学也不例外,它就像一幅人生轨迹图。一个人名字的好坏,关系到人一生的荣枯成败,那其他各行各业的命名、运作是否也是如此呢?答案是肯定的。很有意思吧?那么,您对自己的名字满意吗?是否也想为自己的宝宝或企业起个顺风顺水的好名字呢?还等什么,赶快翻开《好名好运:起名宝典》这本有讲究、有方法、有搭配、有特色的专业起名宝典吧!
  • 肿瘤

    肿瘤

    脑袋又开始一抽一抽地胀痛,明若涛从口袋里摸出两颗止痛片扔进嘴里,拧开矿泉水瓶盖喝了两口。眼前的景物变得有些模糊,手和脚似乎有些不听使唤,感觉一阵阵发麻。他在路边的花坛上坐了好一会,才感觉疼痛渐渐退去,头脑与这世界之间的屏障似乎变得稀薄了许多,只是脚底下有些发软。抹了抹头上的虚汗,他站起身来,甩甩脑袋,辨认了一下方向,便沿着马路往路边的一家茶馆走去。这家茶馆已经开了10多年了,这几年里,他经常来这,每次来都是和同一个人碰面。现在那人就坐在靠窗的桌边,神情紧张地隔着玻璃窗往外窥探,看到他的时候,连忙举起手来挥了挥,露出松了一口气的表情。
  • 保卫毛泽东

    保卫毛泽东

    曾亲身保卫过毛泽东安全的公安局长王化成,被诬陷为是给台湾的国民党特务传递情报,企图谋害毛泽东的特务,被关进他曾参加修建的秦城监狱长达6年之久——新千年,“开国领袖”仍是人们关注的焦点。目前,众多出版物都讲述了一九四九年末,毛泽东主席访苏,国民党特务机构策划的那一次暗杀行动。然而,笔者却意外发现了一位被诬陷为参与此次暗杀行动的哈尔滨市公安局局长的故事。他就是后来成为哈尔滨市市长的王化成。新千年的太阳已从地平面升起,然而上个世纪中国人民心中的“红太阳”却未陨落。
  • 月下飞仙一梦浮生岁岁欢

    月下飞仙一梦浮生岁岁欢

    一男子于深夜降于一座名为《无极巅》的庙宇,负手而立。他指间的青玉扳指在月色下泛着华光,粼粼徐徐,却不见往日那巧笑倩兮的女子从中而出。男子面上泛起一抹悲凉,“第一千七百六十八座,真是无赖,让为夫好找。”呆萌仗义小仙龙VS腹黑直男帅将军花心萝卜风流魂VS情根深种苦修魂外加一只讳莫如深小狐狸,陪你仗剑走天涯。
  • 经络门

    经络门

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • 中国通史纲要

    中国通史纲要

    本书为叙述了中国历史的演变过程。提纲挈领而完整齐备。各朝代制度、文化、民生状况以及风俗无所不及。