登陆注册
5233900000031

第31章 CHAPTER IX(3)

Senator Henry Gassaway Davis, West Virginia's Grand Old Man, at ninety-two was working as hard and hopefully as any man of the multitudes in his employ. He was an ardent Odd Fellow, and one day at ninety-two--just a short time before his passing--he went out to the Odd Fellows' Home near Elkins, where he lived. On the porch of the home was a row of old men inmates. The senator shook hands with these men and one by one they rose from the bench to return his hearty greetings.

The last man on the bench did not rise. He helplessly looked up at the senator and said, "Senator, you'll have to excuse me from getting up. I'm too old. When you get as old as I am, you'll not get up, either."

"That's all right. But, my man, how old are you?"

"Senator, I'm old in body and old in spirit. I'm past sixty."

"My boy," laughed Senator Davis, "I was an Odd Fellow before you were born."

The senator at ninety-two was younger than the man "past sixty," because he was going on south.

When I was a little boy I saw them bring the first phonograph that Mr. Edison invented into the meeting at Lakeside, Ohio. The people cheered when they heard it talk.

You would laugh at it today. It had a tinfoil cylinder, it screeched and stuttered. You would not have it in your barn today to play to your ford!

But the people said, "Mr. Edison has succeeded." There was one man who did not believe that Mr. Edison had succeeded. His name was Thomas Alva Edison. He had gotten to St. Paul, and he went on south. A million people would have stopped there and said, "I have arrived." They would have put in their time litigating for their rights with other people who would have gone on south with the phonograph idea.

Mr. Edison has said that his genius is mainly his ability to keep on south. A young lady succeeded in getting into his laboratory the other day, and she wrote me that the great inventor showed her one invention. "I made over seven thousand experiments and failed before I hit upon that."

"Why make so many experiments?"

"I know more than seven thousand ways now that won't work."

I doubt if there are ten men in America who could go on south in the face of seven thousand failures. Today he brings forth a diamond-pointed phonograph. I am sure if we could bring Mr. Edison to this platform and ask him, "Have you succeeded?" he would say what he has said to reporters and what he said to the young lady, "I have not succeeded. I am succeeding. All I have done only shows me how much there is yet to do."

That is success supreme. Not "succeeded" but "succeeding."

What a difference between "ed" and "ing"! The difference between death and life. Are you "ed-ing" or "ing-ing"?

Moses Begins at Eighty Moses, the great Hebrew law-giver, was eighty years old before he started south. It took him eighty years to get ready. Moses did not even get on the back page of the Egyptian newspapers till he was eighty. He went on south into the extra editions after that!

If Moses had retired at seventy-nine, we'd never have heard of him.

If Moses had retired to a checkerboard in the grocery store or to pitching horseshoes up the alley and talking about "ther winter of fifty-four," he would have become the seventeenth mummy on the thirty-ninth row in the green pickle-jar!

Imagine Moses living today amidst the din of the high school orations on "The Age of the Young Man" and the Ostler idea that you are going down hill at fifty. Imagine Moses living on "borrowed time" when he becomes the leader of the Israelite host.

I would see his scandalized friends gather around him. "Moses! Moses! what is this we hear? You going to lead the Israelites to the Promised Land?

Why, Moses, you are an old man. Why don't you act like an old man?

You are liable to drop off any minute. Here is a pair of slippers.

And keep out of the night air. It is so hard on old folks."

I think I would hear Moses say, "No, no, I am just beginning to see what to do. Watch things happen from now on. Children of Israel, forward, march!"

I see Moses at eighty starting for the Wilderness so fast Aaron can hardly keep up. Moses is eighty-five and busier and more enthusiastic than ever. The people say, "Isn't Moses dead?" "No."

"Well, he ought to be dead, for he is old enough."

They appoint a committee to bury Moses. You cannot do anything in America without a committee. The committee gets out the invitations and makes all the arrangements for a gorgeous funeral next Thursday. They get ready the resolutions of respect--"Whereas,--Whereas,--Resolved,--Resolved."

Then I see the committee waiting on Moses. That is what a committee does--it "waits" on something or other. And this committee goes up to General Moses' private office. It is his busy day. They have to stand in line and wait their turn. When they get up to Moses' desk, the great prophet says, "Boys, what is it? Cut it short, I'm busy."

The committee begins to weep. "General Moses, you are a very old man. You are eighty-five years old and full of honors. We are the committee duly authorized to give you gorgeous burial. The funeral is to be next Thursday. Kindly die."

I see Moses look over his appointments. "Next Thursday?

Why, boys, every hour is taken next Thursday. I simply cannot attend my funeral next Thursday."

They cannot bury Moses. He cannot attend. You cannot bury anybody who is too busy to attend his own funeral! You cannot bury anybody until he consents. It is bad manners! The committee is so mortified, for all the invitations are out. It waits.

Moses is eighty-six and the committee 'phones over, "Moses, can you attend next Thursday?" And Moses says, "No, boys, you'll just have to hold that funeral until I get this work pushed off so I can attend it. I haven't even time to think about getting old."

The committee waits. Moses is ninety and rushed more than ever.

He is doing ten men's work and his friends all say he is killing himself. But he makes the committee wait.

Moses is ninety-five and burning the candle at both ends.

He is a hundred. And the committee dies!

同类推荐
热门推荐
  • 庭闻录

    庭闻录

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • Dr. Critchlore's School for Minions (#1)

    Dr. Critchlore's School for Minions (#1)

    Welcome to Dr. Critchlore's School for Minions, the premier trainer of minions for Evil Overlords everywhere. No student is prouder to be at Dr. Critchlore's than Runt Higgins, a twelve-year-old werewolf. (At least he thinks he's twelve. He was abandoned at the school as a baby, so he can't say for sure.) Runt loves everything about Dr. Critchlore's. He loves his classes—such as History of Henchmen and Introduction to Explosives. He loves his friends—such as Darthin the gargoyle and Syke the tree nymph. And he loves his foster family, who took him in when his wolf pack couldn't. But not everyone loves Dr. Critchlore's as much as Runt. After a series of disasters, each worse than the next, it's clear that someone is trying to shut the school down. It's up to Runt, who knows the place better than anybody, to figure out who's behind the attacks … and to save his home, and Dr. Critchlore himself, from total destruction.
  • 佛说罗摩伽经卷上

    佛说罗摩伽经卷上

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • 重生之再踏仙路

    重生之再踏仙路

    她修真千年不过是想重回地球,无奈用尽手段也不知地球在何方,心魔缠身殒命天劫之下。本该魂飞魄散,在睁眼时,熟悉的环境,熟悉的语言,我回来了。
  • 腾格里狼王

    腾格里狼王

    拥有四分之一蒙古血统的少女因一枚奇异的银狼镜而到达了公元551年的草原。苍狼城里,银发银眸的苍狼部落族长反复莫测,令她饱受惊恐却又莫名悸动。面对温柔如水的兄长,她即感动又迷茫。而萨满女巫守护的神秘预言“白鹿生苍狼醒”揭开了千年光明与黑暗最终的较量,命运的齿轮悄然转动。腾格里的召唤,命运的轮回,生生世世的姻缘,灵魂最终的归宿”一个古老的传说,一份天定的姻缘,一千年的情缘不老的狼鹿传说、勇敢与爱情、白鹿生,苍狼醒,共长生。腾格里(蒙语:“长生天”)是草原永恒的神灵,是灵魂的依托。他,是孛尔贴·赤那(蒙语:“苍狼”),是腾格里最英勇的战士。豁埃·玛阑勒(蒙语:“白鹿”),是“苍狼”天定的妻。他,是查干·巴日(蒙语:“白虎”),是“白鹿”命中的守护者。她,从未踏上过古老辽阔的草原,灵魂里却流淌着草原原始的血液。
  • FROM THE EARTH TO THE MOON

    FROM THE EARTH TO THE MOON

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • 通天武神

    通天武神

    通天武神,一路通天!落天涯从小流浪在洛水城,一次偶然的机会得到上古血脉传承,逆天修行,踏上一条通天之路!
  • 美缘纪

    美缘纪

    现代爱情小说,讲述了当外乡姑娘偶遇到都市王子,当真心爱恋遭遇重重阻隔,当海誓山盟遭遇姐妹背叛……他们,能否将爱情进行到底?时尚、青春、情义、小鲜肉、好闺蜜、辞老总、男人的较量、女人的暧昧尽在小说中。
  • 人间有味是清欢:那些阅遍繁华的经典生活美文

    人间有味是清欢:那些阅遍繁华的经典生活美文

    152篇古今中外文人墨客的隽永篇章,代代传承,凝成经典,在时光的长河中滋养了无数人的心灵。本书收录了《没有秋虫的地方》、《要生活得写意》、《人淡如菊,菊淡似人》、《每一刹那都是新生》等文章。
  • 霸奴娇

    霸奴娇

    这是一个美人,确切的说,是一个小美人。乌黑如缎的长发梳成两个髻,没有珠玉钗凤的点缀,只绑着红色的两个绳结。眉如弯月,眼如星光,鼻巧高挺,樱唇齿白,五官小巧精致,如沉鱼落雁,婀娜多姿,颦颦艳艳,玲珑剔透。小小年纪就长得如此秀美,长大后必定有着惑人的容颜。都说江南出美女,因着地势山清水秀,故而养育的人儿也就有着灵气与雅蕴。已是黄昏的江南青岭城,被落日昏黄的光环笼罩着,清灵灵的山山水水,……