"I sha'n't send it. It really isn't worth while 'phoning or telegraphing either. I didn't drown, and I'm very comfortable, thank you--or should be if it weren't for these mosquitoes."
"Comf'table! Yes, you're comf'table, but how about your folks?
Won't they learn, soon's that steamer gets into--into Portland--or-- or--New York or Boston--or . . . Hey?"
"I didn't speak."
Seth swallowed hard and continued. "Well, wherever she was bound," he snapped. "Won't they learn that you sot sail in her and never got there? Then they'll know that you MUST have fell overboard."
John Brown drew a mouthful of smoke through the stem of the pipe and blew it spitefully among the mosquitoes.
"I don't see how they'll learn it," he replied.
"Why, the steamer folks'll wire em right off."
"They'll have to find them first."
"That'll be easy enough. There'll be your name, 'John Brown,' of such and such a place, written right on the purser's book, won't it."
"No," drawled Mr. Brown, "it won't."
The lightkeeper felt very much as if this particular road to the truth had ended suddenly in a blind alley. He pulled viciously at his chin whiskers. His companion shifted his position on the bench.
Silence fell again, as much silence as the mosquitoes would permit.
Suddenly Brown seemed to reach a determination.
"Atkins," he said briskly, and with considerable bitterness in his tone, "don't you worry about my people. They don't know where I am, and--well, some of them, at least, don't care. Maybe I'm a rolling stone--at any rate, I haven't gathered any moss, any financial moss.
I'm broke. I haven't any friends, any that I wish to remember; I haven't any job. I am what you might call down and out. If I had drowned when I fell overboard last night, it might have been a good thing--or it might not. We won't argue the question, because just now I'm ready to take either side. But let's talk about yourself.
You're lightkeeper here?"
"I be, yes."
"And these particular lights seem to be a good way from everywhere and everybody."
"Five mile from Eastboro Center, sixteen from Denboro, and two from the nighest life savin' station. Why?"
"Oh, just for instance. No neighbors, you said?"
"Nary one."
"I noticed a bungalow just across the brook here. It seems to be shut up. Who owns it?"
"Bunga--which? Oh, that cottage over on t'other side the crick?
That b'longs to a couple of paintin' fellers from up Boston way.
Not house painters, you understand, but fellers that put in their time paintin' pictures of the water and the beach and the like of that. Seems a pretty silly job for grown-up men, but they're real pleasant and folksy. Don't put on no airs nor nothin.' They're most gen'rally here every June and July and August, but I understand they ain't comin' this year, so the cottage'll be shut up. I'll miss 'em, kind of. One of 'em's name is Graham and t'other's Hamilton."
"I see. Many visitors to the lights?"
"Not many. Once in a while a picnic comes over in a livery four- seater, but not often. The same gang never comes twice. Road's too bad, and they complain like fury about the moskeeters."
"Do they? How peevish! Atkins, you're not married?"
It was an innocent question, but it had an astonishing effect. The lightkeeper bounced on the bench as if someone had kicked it violently from beneath.
"What?" he quavered shrilly. "Wha--what's that?"
Brown was surprised. "I asked if you were married, that's all," he said. "I can't see--"
"Stop!" Seth's voice shook, and he bent down to glare through the darkness at his companion's face. "Stop!" he ordered. "You asked me if I was--married?"
"Yes. Why shouldn't I?"
"Why shouldn't you? See here, young feller, you--you--what made you ask that?"
"What made me?"
"Stop sayin' my words after me. Are you a man or a poll-parrot?
Can't you understand plain United States language? What made you?
Or WHO made you? Who told you to ask me that question?"
He pounded the bench with his fist. The pair stared at each other for a moment; then Brown leaned back and began to whistle. Seth seized him by the shoulders.
"Quit that foolishness, d'you hear?" he snarled. "Quit it, and answer me!"
The answer was prefaced by a pitying shake of the head.
"It's the mosquitoes," observed the young man, musingly. "They get through and puncture the brain after a time, I presume. I'm not surprised exactly, but," with a sigh, "I'm very sorry."
"What are you talkin' about," demanded Atkins. "Be you crazy?"
"No-o. I'M not."
"YOU'RE not! Do you mean that I am?"
"Well," slowly, "I'm not an expert in such cases, but when a perfectly simple, commonplace question sets a chap to pounding and screaming and offering violence, then--well, it's either insanity or an attempt at insult, one or the other. I've given you the benefit of the doubt."
He scratched a match on his heel and relit his pipe. The lightkeeper still stared, suspicious and puzzled. Then he drew a long breath.
"I--I didn't mean to insult you," he stammered.
"Glad to hear it, I'm sure. If I were you, however, I should see a doctor for the other trouble."
"And I ain't crazy, neither. I beg your pardon for hollerin' and grabbin' hold of you."
"Granted."
"Thank ye. Now," hesitatingly, "would you mind tellin' me why you asked me if I was married?"
"Not in the least. I asked merely because it occurred to me that you might be. Of course, I had seen nothing of your wife, but it was barely possible that she was away on a visit, or somewhere.
There is no regulation forbidding lightkeepers marrying--at least, I never heard of any--and so I asked; that's all."
Seth nodded. "I see," he said, slowly; "yes, yes, I see. So you didn't have no special reason."
