登陆注册
5254800000196

第196章 CHAPTER LVI JOHN BECOMES TOO POPULAR(4)

'Very well. One quevart of be-or;' she called out to a little maid, who was her eldest child, no doubt. 'It is to be expected, sir. Be-or, be-or, be-or, all day long, with you Englishmen!'

'Nay,' I replied, 'not all day long, if madam will excuse me. Only a pint at breakfast-time, and a pint and a half at eleven o'clock, and a quart or so at dinner. And then no more till the afternoon; and half a gallon at supper-time. No one can object to that.'

'Well, I suppose it is right,' she said, with an air of resignation; 'God knows. But I do not understand it. It is "good for business," as you say, to preclude everything.'

'And it is good for us, madam,' I answered with indignation, for beer is my favourite beverage; 'and Iam a credit to beer, madam; and so are all who trust to it.'

'At any rate, you are, young man. If beer has made you grow so large, I will put my children upon it; it is too late for me to begin. The smell to me is hateful.'

Now I only set down that to show how perverse those foreign people are. They will drink their wretched heartless stuff, such as they call claret, or wine of Medoc, or Bordeaux, or what not, with no more meaning than sour rennet, stirred with the pulp from the cider press, and strained through the cap of our Betty. This is very well for them; and as good as they deserve, no doubt, and meant perhaps by the will of God, for those unhappy natives. But to bring it over to England and set it against our home-brewed ale (not to speak of wines from Portugal) and sell it at ten times the price, as a cure for British bile, and a great enlightenment; this I say is the vilest feature of the age we live in.

Madam Benita Odam--for the name of the man who turned the wheel proved to be John Odam--showed me into a little room containing two chairs and a fir-wood table, and sat down on a three-legged seat and studied me very steadfastly. This she had a right to do; and I, having all my clothes on now, was not disconcerted. It would not become me to repeat her judgment upon my appearance, which she delivered as calmly as if I were a pig at market, and as proudly as if her own pig. And she asked me whether I had ever got rid of the black marks on my breast.

Not wanting to talk about myself (though very fond of doing so, when time and season favour) I led her back to that fearful night of the day when first I had seen her. She was not desirous to speak of it, because of her own little children; however, I drew her gradually to recollection of Lorna, and then of the little boy who died, and the poor mother buried with him. And her strong hot nature kindled, as she dwelled upon these things; and my wrath waxed within me; and we forgot reserve and prudence under the sense of so vile a wrong. She told me (as nearly as might be) the very same story which she had told to Master Jeremy Stickles; only she dwelled upon it more, because of my knowing the outset. And being a woman, with an inkling of my situation, she enlarged upon the little maid, more than to dry Jeremy.

'Would you know her again?' I asked, being stirred by these accounts of Lorna, when she was five years old:

'would you know her as a full-grown maiden?'

'I think I should,' she answered; 'it is not possible to say until one sees the person; but from the eyes of the little girl, I think that I must know her. Oh, the poor young creature! Is it to be believed that the cannibals devoured her! What a people you are in this country! Meat, meat, meat!'

As she raised her hands and eyes in horror at our carnivorous propensities, to which she clearly attributed the disappearance of Lorna, I could scarce help laughing, even after that sad story. For though it is said at the present day, and will doubtless be said hereafter, that the Doones had devoured a baby once, as they came up Porlock hill, after fighting hard in the market-place, I knew that the tale was utterly false; for cruel and brutal as they were, their taste was very correct and choice, and indeed one might say fastidious. Nevertheless I could not stop to argue that matter with her.

'The little maid has not been devoured,' I said to Mistress Odam: 'and now she is a tall young lady, and as beautiful as can be. If I sleep in your good hostel to-night after going to Watchett town, will you come with me to Oare to-morrow, and see your little maiden?'

'I would like--and yet I fear. This country is so barbarous. And I am good to eat--my God, there is much picking on my bones!'

She surveyed herself with a glance so mingled of pity and admiration, and the truth of her words was so apparent (only that it would have taken a week to get at the bones, before picking) that I nearly lost good manners; for she really seemed to suspect even me of cannibal inclinations. However, at last I made her promise to come with me on the morrow, presuming that Master Odam could by any means be persuaded to keep her company in the cart, as propriety demanded. Having little doubt that Master Odam was entirely at his wife's command, I looked upon that matter as settled, and set off for Watchett, to see the grave of Lorna's poor mother, and to hire a cart for the morrow.

同类推荐
  • 独异志

    独异志

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • 盘山了宗禅师语录

    盘山了宗禅师语录

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • 三圣圆融观门

    三圣圆融观门

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • 道德真经解

    道德真经解

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • 重令

    重令

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
热门推荐
  • 金雀

    金雀

    《金雀》为动物传说类回族民间故事专辑。大千世界中与人类共处的自然界生灵,也具有人的品性与爱憎,具有美的渴望与追求,动物类民间传说故事中寄寓着回族人民对社会、对人生的理解和认识……
  • 至尊毒女:倾城帝妃戏诸侯

    至尊毒女:倾城帝妃戏诸侯

    生性残忍冷漠的她由狐妖修炼成人。无意打开时空之门,给时空带到古代……倾城容貌却带着戾气,神鬼皆惊,却见他第一眼,无情戾气化为爱慕。他谈吐优雅,却能叱咤风云,喋血战场,身为一国之君,只为她回首。
  • 盛世田园之农家小厨娘

    盛世田园之农家小厨娘

    破草房,烂门窗,米缸空,银钱无,地荒凉,爹无能,娘娇柔,外公外婆偏心眼,哥哥姐姐都有病,就算日子再难,也难不倒她厨神的苏小小。他是当朝王爷,却要跟在她后面防止他上了别人的花轿。他是当朝皇帝,却要跟着弟弟抢亲,只为将她纳入羽翼之下。【情节虚构,请勿模仿】
  • 病弱王爷太腹黑

    病弱王爷太腹黑

    一场穿越,从令人闻风丧胆国际特工到名声狼藉的相府嫡女。夜阑心曰:装,也是一种修行!他绝美,妖娆,艳压天下,是世上最会扮猪吃虎的病弱王爷。她粗鲁,跋扈,暴虐骄纵,是相府四体不勤,五谷不分的恶女。不过一纸婚约,她怎么就招惹上世界上最腹黑的妖孽?当冷情遇上腹黑,整个天下注定不再太平。——男主版——从绝情绝爱,到很爱很爱;从他钟爱的妻子,到宝宝的母亲;从众人眼中的白无常、雪莲花边的毒蛇,到一个有血有肉的普通男人。——女主版——娇纵跋扈,纨绔嚣张是她的外表,惊才绝艳,聪慧无双才是她真正模样。只是世界上真有那么多男人慧眼识珠,一个个拜倒在她的石榴裙下?是心怀鬼胎,还是真心相付?也罢,反正她在意的东西,谁敢践踏,休怪她手起刀落,来他个干净利落杀伐果断尸横遍野!只是——不是说自己的相公是个只有半条命的病秧子吗?那在外睥睨天下,回家日夜耕耘的人又是谁?——不是恶搞的片段——“你天天来练兵场,就因为人家说多看看帅哥,肚子里的宝宝也会漂亮?”“嗯。”“他那也叫帅?”冰冷的嗓音带着浓浓酸味,眸光冰冷的望着粗矿的右前锋。“嗯。”“黑的连五官都分不清了!”夜阑心斜睨了他雪白俊俏的容颜,认真道:“那个叫男人味!”第二天晚上,从士兵到将军,都暴走了。练兵场传来了将军声嘶力竭的怒吼:“王爷,老子不怕晒黑!为啥要晚上练兵,老子要睡觉,睡觉————”
  • 不那么纯真的年代

    不那么纯真的年代

    这是一个轻松自然的的创业故事。重生归来的张十三,从办暑假班开始,踩着时代的节点,一步一步建立自己的商业集团。从小富即安到自我实现,让这个不那么纯真这个年代变得色彩斑斓。
  • 百家争鸣

    百家争鸣

    这本《百家争鸣》由金开诚主编,陈长文编著:百家争鸣是指春秋战国时期知识分子中不同学派的涌现及各流派争芳斗艳的局面。
  • 草岚风雨

    草岚风雨

    本书以30年代北平军人反省院里的一场殊死斗争为背景,着意塑造了尹坚、詹英等共产党人和爱国青年的英雄群像。他们舍生取义的浩然正气感天地泣鬼神,斗争艺术的高妙超卓又使人击节解颐。同时塑造的敌军法处长、法官、看守等也都颇有个性,不落俗套。
  • 战魔

    战魔

    主人公白有为是一名考古学家,在一次考古中无意发现一个远古的秘密。从此,他被传送到了远古时代,见证那个时代的奇迹与辉煌。惊天动地的最后一战,诠释着爱情与生命的奇迹。
  • 刀天剑涯

    刀天剑涯

    两个女子,为了完成师父留下来的遗命,她们通过各种别人意想不到的方式,在险恶的武林中挣扎着前进。她们完成了使命,却为此付出了巨大的代价。故事以刀开始,一个不知何处的地方的人闯入武林,掀起一场风波,剑涯作为刀的守护者,她的命运如何?后来,这把嗜血刀的秘密被层层剥开,而中原武林也完成了大洗牌。这些都是由“幕后黑手”所计划和决策的,这位“幕后黑手”,也慢慢的揭开他神秘的面纱……
  • 王爷后院着了火:拽拽王妃斗夫记

    王爷后院着了火:拽拽王妃斗夫记

    “王爷,王妃不见了,好像是跟太子游山玩水去了。”老管家气喘吁吁地跑来报告。某王爷:“派几个杀手去把抓回来就是了,这样的小事不要烦我。”然后,他家后院就着火了。