On one of our excursions Hilda Mellifica accompanied us, and we alighted to see the place where the Smithfield martyrs were executed, and to visit some of the very old churches in that vicinity. We found hanging in the vestibule of one of them something quite familiar to Hilda, but very strange to our American eyes: 'A Table of Kindred and Affinity, wherein whosoever are related are forbidden in Scripture and our Laws to Marry Together.'
Salemina was very quiet that afternoon, and we accused her afterwards of being depressed because she had discovered that, added to the battalions of men in England who had not thus far urged her to marry them, there were thirty persons whom she could not legally espouse even if they did ask her!
I cannot explain it, but it really seemed in some way that our chances of a 'sweet, safe corner of the household fire' had materially decreased when we had read the table.
"It only goes to prove what Salemina remarked yesterday," I said:
"that we can go on doing a thing quite properly until we have seen the rule for it printed in black and white. The moment we read the formula we fail to see how we could ever have followed it; we are confused by its complexities, and we do not feel the slightest confidence in our ability to do consciously the thing we have done all our lives unconsciously."
"Like the centipede," quoted Salemina:-"'The centipede was happy quite Until the toad, for fun, Said, "Pray, which leg goes after which?"
Which wrought his mind to such a pitch, He lay distracted in a ditch Considering how to run!'"
"The Table of Kindred and Affinity is all too familiar to me," sighed Hilda, "because we had a governess who made us learn it as a punishment. I suppose I could recite it now, although I haven't looked at it for ten years. We used to chant it in the nursery schoolroom on wet afternoons. I well remember that the vicar called one day to see us, and the governess, hearing our voices uplifted in a pious measure, drew him under the window to listen. This is what he heard--you will see how admirably it goes! And do not imagine it is wicked: it is merely the Law, not the Gospel, and we framed our own musical settings, so that we had no associations with the Prayer Book."
Here Hilda chanted softly, there being no one in the old churchyard:-"A woman may not marry with her Grandfather . Grandmother's Husband, Husband's Grandfather .. Father's Brother . Mother's Brother .
Father's Sister's Husband .. Mother's Sister's Husband . Husband's Father's Brother . Husband's Mother's Brother .. Father . Step-Father . Husband's Father .. Son . Husband's Son . Daughter's Husband .. Brother . Husband's Brother . Sister's Husband .. Son's Son . Daughter's Son . Son's Daughter's Husband .. Daughter's Daughter's Husband . Husband's Son's Son . Husband's Daughter's Son .. Brother's Son . Sister's Son . Brother's Daughter's Husband ..
Sister's Daughter's Husband . Husband's Brother's Son . Husband's Sister's Son."
"It seems as if there were nobody left," I said disconsolately, "save perhaps your Second Cousin's Uncle, or your Enemy's Dearest Friend."
"That's just the effect it has on one," answered Hilda. "We always used to conclude our chant with the advice:-"And if there is anybody, after this, in the universe . left to . marry .. marry him as expeditiously . as you . possibly . can ..
