Said Mr.Kipling, "The cities are full of pride, challenging each to each." Even so.
New York was empty.Two hundred thousand of its people were away for the summer.Three million eight hundred thousand remained as caretakers and to pay the bills of the absentees.But the two hundred thousand are an expensive lot.
The New Yorker sat at a roof-garden table, ingesting solace through a straw.His panama lay upon a chair.The July audience was scattered among vacant seats as widely as outfielders when the champion batter steps to the plate.Vaudeville happened at intervals.The breeze was cool from the bay; around and above -- everywhere except on the stage -- were stars.Glimpses were to be had of waiters, always disappearing, like startled chamois.Prudent visitors who had ordered refreshments by 'phone in the morning were now being served.The New Yorker was aware of certain drawbacks to his comfort, but content beamed softly from his rimless eyeglasses.His family was out of town.The drinks were warm; the ballet was suffering from lack of both tune and talcum -- but his family would not return until September.
Then up into the garden stumbled the man from Topaz City, Nevada.The gloom of the solitary sightseer enwrapped him.Bereft of joy through loneliness, he stalked with a widower's face through the halls of pleasure.Thirst for human companionship possessed him as he panted in the metropolitan draught.Straight to the New Yorker's table he steered.
The New Yorker, disarmed and made reckless by the lawless atmosphere of a roof garden, decided upon utter abandonment of his life's traditions.He resolved to shatter with one rash, dare-devil, impulsive, hair-brained act the conventions that had hitherto been woven into his existence.Carrying out this radical and precipitous inspiration he nodded slightly to the stranger as he drew nearer the table.
The next moment found the man from Topaz City in the list of the New Yorker's closest friends.He took a chair at the table, he gathered two others for his feet, he tossed his broad-brimmed hat upon a fourth, and told his life's history to his new-found pard.
The New Yorker warmed a little, as an apartment-house furnace warms when the strawberry season begins.A waiter who came within hail in an unguarded moment was captured and paroled on an errand to the Doctor Wiley experimental station.The ballet was now in the midst of a musical vagary, and danced upon the stage programmed as Bolivian peasants, clothed in some portions of its anatomy as Norwegian fisher maidens, in others as ladies-in-waiting of Marie Antoinette, historically denuded in other portions so as to represent sea nymphs, and presenting the tout ensemble of a social club of Central Park West housemaids at a fish fry.
"Been in the city long?" inquired the New Yorker, getting ready the exact tip against the waiter's coming with large change from the bill.
"Me?" said the man from Topaz City."Four days.Never in Topaz City, was you?""I!" said the New Yorker."I was never farther west than Eighth Avenue.
