Then he was restored to his normal condition，and made a thousand apologies for not being able to break the bill，and I couldn't get him to touch it.He wanted to look at it，and keep on looking at it；he couldn't seem to get enough of it to quench the thirst of his eye，but he shrank from touching it as if it had been something too sacred for poor common clay to handle.I said:
“I am sorry if it is an inconvenience，but I must insist.Please change it；I haven't anything else.”
But he said that wasn't any matter；he was quite willing to let the trifle stand over till another time.I said I might not be in his neighborhood again for a good while；but he said it was of no consequence，he could wait，and，moreover，I could have anything I wanted，any time I chose，and let the account run as long as I pleased.He said he hoped he wasn't afraid to trust as rich a gentleman as I was，merely because I was of a merry disposition，and chose to play larks on the public in the matter of dress.By this time another customer was entering，and the landlord hinted to me to put the monster out of sight；then he bowed me all the way to the door，and I started straight for that house and those brothers，to correct the mistake which had been made before the police should hunt me up，and help me do it.I was pretty nervous；in fact，pretty badly frightened，though，of course，I was no way in fault；but I knew men well enough to know that when they find they've given a tramp a million-pound bill when they thought it was a one-pounder，they are in a frantic rage against him instead of quarreling with their own near-sightedness，as they ought.As I approached the house my excitement began to abate，for all was quiet there，which made me feel pretty sure the blunder was not discovered yet.I rang.The same servant appeared.I asked for those gentlemen.
“They are gone.”This in the lofty，cold way of that fellow's tribe.
“Gone？Gone where？”
“On a journey.”
“But whereabouts？”
“To the Continent，I think.”
“The Continent？”
“Yes，sir.”
“Which way—by what route？”
“I can't say，sir.”
“When will they be back？”
“In a month，they said.”
“A month!Oh，this is awful!Give me some sort of idea of how to get a word to them.It's of the last importance.”
“I can't，indeed.I've no idea where they've gone，sir.”
“Then I must see some member of the family.”
“Family's away，too；been abroad months—in Egypt and India，I think.”
“Man，there's been an immense mistake made.They'll be back before night.Will you tell them I've been here，and that I will keep coming till it's all made right，and they needn't be afraid？”
“I'll tell them，if they come back，but I am not expecting them.They said you would be here in an hour to make inquiries，but I must tell you it's all right，they'll be here on time and expect you.”
So I had to give it up and go away.What a riddle it all was!I was like to lose my mind.They would,be here “on time.”What could that mean？Oh the letter would explain，maybe.I had forgotten the letter；I got it out and read it.This is what it said:
You are an intelligent and honest man，as one may see by your face.We conceive you to be poor and a stranger.Enclosed you will find a sum of money.It is lent to you for thirty days，without interest.Report at this house at the end of that time.I have a bet on you.If I win it you shall have any situation that is in my gift—any，that is，that you shall be able to prove yourself familiar with and competent to fill.
No signature，no address，no date.
Well，here was a coil to be in!You are posted on what had preceded all this，but I was not.It was just a deep，dark puzzle to me.I hadn't the least idea what the game was，nor whether harm was meant me or a kindness.I went into a park，and sat down to try to think it out，and to consider what I had best do.
At the end of an hour my reasonings had crystallized into this verdict.
Maybe those men mean me well，maybe they mean me ill；no way to decide that—let it go.They've got a game，or a scheme，or an experiment，of some kind on hand；no way to determine what it is—let it go.There's a bet on me；no way to find out what it is—let it go.That disposes of the indeterminable quantities；the remainder of the matter is tangible，solid，and may be classed and labeled with certainty.If I ask the Bank of England to place this bill to the credit of the man it belongs to，they'll do it，for they know him，although I don't；but they will ask me how I came in possession of it，and if I tell the truth they'll put me in the asylum，naturally，and a lie will land me in jail.The same result would follow if I tried to bank the bill anywhere or to borrow money on it.I have got to carry this immense burden around until those men come back，whether I want to or not.It is useless to me，as useless as a handful of ashes，and yet I must take care of it，and watch over it，while I beg my living.I couldn't give it away，if I should try，for neither honest citizen nor highwayman would accept it or meddle with it for anything.Those brothers are safe.Even if I lose their bill，or burn it，they are still safe，because they can stop payment，and the bank will make them whole；but meantime I've got to do a month's suffering without wages or profit—unless I help win that bet，whatever it may be，and get that situation that I am promised.I should like to get that；men of their sort have situations in their gift that are worth having.
