登陆注册
5431500000001

第1章 SCENE I.(1)

Windsor. Before PAGE's house. Enter SHALLOW, SLENDER, and SIR HUGH EVANS SHALLOW Sir Hugh, persuade me not; I will make a Star-chamber matter of it: if he were twenty Sir John Falstaffs, he shall not abuse Robert Shallow, esquire. SLENDER In the county of Gloucester, justice of peace and 'Coram.' SHALLOW Ay, cousin Slender, and 'Custalourum. SLENDER Ay, and 'Rato-lorum' too; and a gentleman born, master parson; who writes himself 'Armigero,' in any bill, warrant, quittance, or obligation, 'Armigero.' SHALLOW Ay, that I do; and have done any time these three hundred years. SLENDER All his successors gone before him hath done't; and all his ancestors that come after him may: they may give the dozen white luces in their coat. SHALLOW It is an old coat. SIR HUGH EVANS The dozen white louses do become an old coat well;it agrees well, passant; it is a familiar beast to man, and signifies love. SHALLOW The luce is the fresh fish; the salt fish is an old coat. SLENDER I may quarter, coz. SHALLOW You may, by marrying. SIR HUGH EVANS It is marring indeed, if he quarter it. SHALLOW Not a whit. SIR HUGH EVANS Yes, py'r lady; if he has a quarter of your coat, there is but three skirts for yourself, in my simple conjectures: but that is all one. If Sir John Falstaff have committed disparagements unto you, I am of the church, and will be glad to do my benevolence to make atonements and compremises between you. SHALLOW The council shall bear it; it is a riot. SIR HUGH EVANS It is not meet the council hear a riot;there is no fear of Got in a riot: the council, look you, shall desire to hear the fear of Got, and not to hear a riot; take your vizaments in that. SHALLOW Ha! o' my life, if I were young again, the sword should end it. SIR HUGH EVANS It is petter that friends is the sword, and end it:

and there is also another device in my prain, which peradventure prings goot discretions with it:

there is Anne Page, which is daughter to Master Thomas Page, which is pretty virginity. SLENDER Mistress Anne Page? She has brown hair, and speaks small like a woman. SIR HUGH EVANS It is that fery person for all the orld, as just as you will desire; and seven hundred pounds of moneys, and gold and silver, is her grandsire upon his death's-bed--Got deliver to a joyful resurrections!

--give, when she is able to overtake seventeen years old: it were a goot motion if we leave our pribbles and prabbles, and desire a marriage between Master Abraham and Mistress Anne Page. SLENDER Did her grandsire leave her seven hundred pound? SIR HUGH EVANS Ay, and her father is make her a petter penny. SLENDER I know the young gentlewoman; she has good gifts. SIR HUGH EVANS Seven hundred pounds and possibilities is goot gifts. SHALLOW Well, let us see honest Master Page. Is Falstaff there? SIR HUGH EVANS Shall I tell you a lie? I do despise a liar as I do despise one that is false, or as I despise one that is not true. The knight, Sir John, is there; and, Ibeseech you, be ruled by your well-willers. Iwill peat the door for Master Page.

Knocks What, hoa! Got pless your house here! PAGE [Within] Who's there?

Enter PAGE SIR HUGH EVANS Here is Got's plessing, and your friend, and Justice Shallow; and here young Master Slender, that peradventures shall tell you another tale, if matters grow to your likings. PAGE I am glad to see your worships well.

I thank you for my venison, Master Shallow. SHALLOW Master Page, I am glad to see you: much good do it your good heart! I wished your venison better;it was ill killed. How doth good Mistress Page?--and Ithank you always with my heart, la! with my heart. PAGE Sir, I thank you. SHALLOW Sir, I thank you; by yea and no, I do. PAGE I am glad to see you, good Master Slender. SLENDER How does your fallow greyhound, sir? Iheard say he was outrun on Cotsall. PAGE It could not be judged, sir. SLENDER You'll not confess, you'll not confess. SHALLOW That he will not. 'Tis your fault, 'tis your fault;'tis a good dog. PAGE A cur, sir. SHALLOW Sir, he's a good dog, and a fair dog:

can there be more said? he is good and fair. Is Sir John Falstaff here? PAGE Sir, he is within; and I would I could do a good office between you. SIR HUGH EVANS It is spoke as a Christians ought to speak. SHALLOW He hath wronged me, Master Page. PAGE Sir, he doth in some sort confess it. SHALLOW If it be confessed, it is not redress'd:

is not that so, Master Page? He hath wronged me; indeed he hath, at a word, he hath, believe me: Robert Shallow, esquire, saith, he is wronged. PAGE Here comes Sir John.

Enter FALSTAFF, BARDOLPH, NYM, and PISTOL FALSTAFF Now, Master Shallow, you'll complain of me to the king? SHALLOW Knight, you have beaten my men, killed my deer, and broke open my lodge. FALSTAFF But not kissed your keeper's daughter? SHALLOW Tut, a pin! this shall be answered. FALSTAFF I will answer it straight; I have done all this.

That is now answered. SHALLOW The council shall know this. FALSTAFF 'Twere better for you if it were known in counsel:

you'll be laughed at. SIR HUGH EVANS Pauca verba, Sir John; goot worts. FALSTAFF Good worts! good cabbage. Slender, Ibroke your head: what matter have you against me? SLENDER Marry, sir, I have matter in my head against you;and against your cony-catching rascals, Bardolph, Nym, and Pistol. BARDOLPH You Banbury cheese! SLENDER Ay, it is no matter. PISTOL How now, Mephostophilus! SLENDER Ay, it is no matter. NYM Slice, I say! pauca, pauca: slice! that's my humour. SLENDER Where's Simple, my man? Can you tell, cousin? SIR HUGH EVANS Peace, I pray you. Now let us understand.

同类推荐
  • 梵志頞波罗延问种尊经

    梵志頞波罗延问种尊经

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • 锋剑春秋

    锋剑春秋

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • 人子须知

    人子须知

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • Cy Whittaker's Place

    Cy Whittaker's Place

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
  • 温宿县分防柯坪乡土志

    温宿县分防柯坪乡土志

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。
热门推荐
  • 新七宗罪(六)

    新七宗罪(六)

    王峰在那天晚上和那个小女孩发生了关系,是她先主动的,王峰没有拒绝。在后来王峰问起她的名字时,她没有说。名字之类的,就忘了吧。女孩这样讲道。
  • 职场潜伏心理学

    职场潜伏心理学

    职场是人的江湖,有多少精明能干的高手没有输在刺刀见红的沙场,而是输在了暗流汹涌的内部关系上。我们每个职场人都需要了解心理学规律,掌握“职场读心术”,知己知彼才能百战百胜。本书精选世界上最权威的心理学定律,结合最生活化的案例,让你看透周围人的内心,在职场游刃有余!
  • 极品战圣

    极品战圣

    今生你若杀不死我,我定于你血战到底;今生你若羞辱与我,我定要你加倍奉还,今生你若瞧不起我,我定要闪瞎你的钛合金狗眼。不能修炼又如何,我领悟天地气象八卦,天若欺我,定要将其踩在脚下。
  • 你在高原4:鹿眼

    你在高原4:鹿眼

    《你在高原(共10册)》为“茅盾文学奖获奖作品全集”系列之一。《你在高原(共10册)》是一批五十年代生人的故事,这一代人经历的是一段极为特殊的生命历程。无论是这之前还是这之后,在相当长的一个历史时期内,这些人都将是具有非凡意义的枢纽式人物。整个汴梁的政治、经济和文化等各种景致尽收眼底,气韵宏阔;而就局部细节上,哪怕是一个人物的眉眼表情,又都纤毫毕现。这特点在这部小说中也有鲜明的体现,错综复杂的历史、宏大的故事背景和众多的人物,展现了近百年来,特别是改革开放以来中国某一地域的面貌,而在具体的细节刻画和人物摹写上,又细致入微、生动感人。
  • 民风野趣幽然醉

    民风野趣幽然醉

    世间奥秘无穷,大到时空宇宙,小到跳蚤萤火虫,无不向人们展示着它们的种种奇妙。当这些对普通人来说深奥难懂的事物通过平易轻松的文字被描述出来,其妙处也是不言而喻的。本书汇集散见于数十种二十世纪三四十年代出版物刊载的文人原创作品,作品涉及自然韵语、万物生灵、奇妙世界、民间采风等多个方面。这些文学大师和学人以自己独到、深入的观察,细腻、精确的笔触,朴实、简炼的语言,勾勒出瑰丽多彩、千姿百态的世界。
  • 给小学生讲国学常识

    给小学生讲国学常识

    国学是国家和个人立国立命的根基。本书紧密结合小学生的实际需求,从小学生的知识结构、接受特点和兴趣出发,精心选材,遴选出一些有代表性和权威性的国学知识精粹,以流畅的语言、深入浅出的讲解方式娓娓道来,力求拉近小学生与国学之间的距离,为大家学习和了解国学知识搭建一个良好的平台。
  • 葵花(中篇小说)

    葵花(中篇小说)

    这是五间大北房,是娶老二媳妇前一年盖起来的。这房原是家里给老大田柱娶媳妇盖的。没想到老二抢在老大前头结了婚。也不是老二故意抢先要在老大前头结婚,是这家的老大田柱人实诚。现在的姑娘定婚,不像以前,看着小伙子老实就嫁。现在的姑娘是看着哪个小伙子聪明才嫁。这家老大田柱一看就是个不聪明的人。他在这个村子里生活了快三十年了,碰上姑娘愣是抬不起头,他一碰见姑娘,眼前一下子像出现了金光灿烂的活元宝似的,头一直低着,还憋着张脸,那脸红得不是要打人,就是被人打了。老大也不会赶时髦。他就两件褂子,这件脱了,换那件,两件都穿得快要破皮了。老大这样精简着,还是想着有一天能娶上媳妇。
  • 张小毛流浪记

    张小毛流浪记

    本书的主人公——张小毛。我这次奇异的历险,被小主人用神奇的笔写了下来。这次历险,我认为它不仅是给我的狗生磨练。更是一场心的旅程。它教我懂得了什么叫做善良,什么叫做勇敢,什么叫做运用智慧。我要感谢我的主人们。是他们让我拥有了这个温暖的家。让我过着丰衣足食的生活。我也要感谢帮助过我和欺负过我的人,是他们让我成长为现在这个坚强的我。至于那些和我一样有叛逆心理的孩子们,在你们还未强壮时千万不要离开家。这会让家人伤心欲绝。而且也不一定会像我这样能幸运的有惊无险。要知道,家才是我们最爱的地方!
  • 末世之传承对决

    末世之传承对决

    拳头一样大的昆虫?!狗一样大的老鼠!奇异物体爆炸导致动物的大变异,这些神兵利器,是外星人的遗留,还是古人类的杰作?人们眼中的奇异宝物,是财富还是灾难?主角带领着身怀绝技的队友,开启一段神秘而又艰难的探索之旅……
  • 一生要小心对待的50件事

    一生要小心对待的50件事

    本书作者用坦率、大胆的语言,列举了一生中需要小心处理的50件事,针对遭遇羞辱该如何应对、面对谣言报以何种态度、跳槽是否正当时、如何看待分手、怎样看待试婚等实际问题,提出解决之道,引导人生方向,解答人生困惑,是广大读者必备的一本人生枕边书。