Among ourselves we are terribly human, if not worse. Do you mean to tell me that you are in love with Ayala Dormer?""You have guessed it," said he. "You always do guess everything.""I generally do guess as much as that, when young gentlemen find young ladies divine. Do you know anything about Miss Dormer?""Nothing but her beauty -- nothing but her wit -- nothing but her grace! I know all that, and I don't seem to want to know any more.""Then you must be in love! In the first place she hasn't got a sixpence in the world.""I don't want sixpences," said the Captain, proudly.
"And in the next place I am not at all sure that you would like her people. Father and mother she has none.""Then I cannot dislike them."
"But she has uncles and aunts, who are, I am afraid, objectionable.
She lives with a Mr Dosett, who is a clerk in Somerset House -- a respectable man, no doubt, but one whom you would not perhaps want at your house very often.""I don't care about uncles and aunts," said Captain Batsby. "Uncles and aunts can always be dropped much easier than fathers and mothers. At any rate I am determined to go on, and I want you to put me in the way. How must I find her?""Go to No. 10, Kingsbury Crescent, Bayswater. Ask for Mrs Dosett and tell her what you've come about. When she knows that you are well off she will not turn a deaf ear to you. What the girl may do it is beyond me to say. She is very peculiar.""Peculiar?" said the Captain with another sigh.
Lady Albury did, in truth, think Ayala was very peculiar, seeing that she had refused two such men as Tom Tringle in spite of his wealth, and Colonel Stubbs in spite of his position. This she had done though she had no prospects of her own before her, and no comfortable home at the present! Might it not be more than probable that she would also refuse Captain Batsby, who was less rich than the one and certainly less known to the world than the other? But as to this it was not necessary that she should say anything. To assist Colonel Stubbs she was bound by true affection for the man. In regard to her husband's half-brother she was only bound to seem to assist him. "I can write a line to Mrs Dosett, if you wish it," she said, "or to Miss Dormer.""I wish you would. It would be best to the aunt, and just tell her that I am fairly well off. She'll tell Ayala I could make quite a proper settlement on her. That kind of thing does go a long way with young ladies.""It ought to do at any rate," said Lady Albury. "It certainly does with the old ladies." Then the matter was settled. She was to write to Mrs Dosett and inform that lady that Captain Batsby intended to call at Kingsbury Crescent in the form of a suitor for Miss Ayala Dormer's hand. She would go on to explain that Captain Batsby was quite in a position to marry and maintain a wife.
"And if she should accept me you'll have her down here, Rosalind?"Here was a difficulty, as it was already understood that Ayala was to be again brought down to Stalham on the Colonel's account;but Lady Albury could make the promise, as, should the Captain be accepted, no harm would in that case be done to the Colonel.
She was, however, tolerably sure that the Captain would not be accepted. "And, if she shouldn't take me all at once, still you might have her," suggested the lover. As to this, which was so probable, there would be a great difficulty. Ayala was to be seduced into coming again to Stalham if possible -- but specially on the Colonel's behoof. In such a case it must be done behind the Captain's back. Lady Albury saw the troubles which were coming, but nevertheless she promised that she would see what could be done. All this having been settled, Captain Batsby took his leave and went off to London.
Mrs Dosett, when she received Lady Albury's letter, was very much surprised. She too failed to understand what there was in Ayala to produce such a multiplicity of suitors, one after another.
When Lucy came to her and had begun to be objectionable, she had thought that she might some day be relieved from her troubles by the girl's marriage. Lucy, to her eyes, was beautiful, and mistress of a manner likely to be winning in a man's eyes, though ungracious to herself. But in regard to Ayala she had expressed nothing of the kind. Ayala was little, and flighty, and like an elf -- as she had remarked to her husband. But now, within twelve months, three lovers had appeared, and each of them suitable for matrimonial purposes. She could only tell her husband, and then tell Ayala.
"Captain Batsby! I don't believe it!" said Ayala, almost crying.
If Colonel Stubbs could not be made to assume the garb of an Angel of Light what was she to think of Captain Batsby?
"You can read Lady Albury's letter."
"I don't want to read Lady Albury's letter. I won't see him.
I don't care what my uncle says. I don't care what anybody says.
Yes, I do know him. I remember him very well. I spoke to him once or twice, and I did not like him at all.""You said the same of Colonel Stubbs."
"I didn't say the same of Colonel Stubbs. He is a great deal worse than Colonel Stubbs.""And you said just the same of Tom."
"He is the same as Tom -- just as bad. It is no good going on about him, Aunt Margaret. I won't see him. If I were locked up in a room with him I wouldn't speak a word to him. He has no right to come.""A gentleman, my dear, has always a right to ask a lady to be his wife if he has got means.""You always say so, Aunt Margaret, but I don't believe it. There should be -- there should have been -- I don't know what; but I am quite sure the man has no right to come to me, and I won't see him." To this resolution Ayala clung, and, as she was very firm about it, Mrs Dosett, after consultation with her husband, at last gave way, and consented to see Captain Batsby herself.
