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第4章 "DEAN FUNNYBONE"(2)

"Sure,and I'll tell you something more.This town is busted,absolutely busted.I,and a few others,brought this college here as an investment for ourselves.

It ain't paid us,and we've throwed the thing over.

I've just closed a deal with a New Jersey syndicate that gets me rid of every foot of ground I own here.The county-seat's goin'to be eighteen miles south,and it will be kingdom come,a'most,before the railroad extension is any nearer 'n that.

Let your university go,and come with me.I can make you rich in six months.In six weeks the coyotes will be howlin'through your college halls,and the prairie dogs layin'out a townsite on the campus,and the rattlesnakes coilin'round the doorsteps.Will you come,Funnybone?"The trustee waited for an answer.While he waited,the soul of the young dean found itself.

"Funnybone!"Lloyd repeated."I guess that's just what I need--a funny bone in my anatomy to help me to see the humor of this thing.

Go with you and give up my college?Build up the prosperity of a commonwealth by starving its mind!No,no;I'll go on with the thing I came here to do--so help me God!"

"You'll soon go to the devil,you and your old school.

Good-by!"And the trustee left him.

A month later,Dean Fenneben sat alone in his university barracks and saw the prairie dogs making the dust fly as they digged about what had been intended for a flower bed on the campus.Then he packed up his meager library and other college equipments and walked ten miles across the plains to hire a man with a team to haul them away.

The teamster had much ado to drive his half-bridle-wise Indian ponies near enough to the university doorway to load his wagon.

Before the threshold a huge rattlesnake lay coiled,already disputing any human claim to this kingdom of the wild.

Discouraging as all this must have been to Fenneben,when he started away from the deserted town he smiled joyously as a man who sees his road fair before him.

"I might go back to Cambridge and poke about after the dead languages until my brother passes on,and then drop into his chair in the university,"he said to himself,"but the trustee was right.

I can never build the East into the West.But I can learn from the East how to bring the West into its own kingdom.I can make the dead languages serve me the better to speak the living words here.

And if I can do that,I may earn a Master's Degree from my Alma Mater without the writing of a learned thesis to clinch it.

But whether I win honor or I am forgotten,this shall be my life-work--out on these Kansas prairies,to till a soil that shall grow MEN AND WOMEN."For the next three years Dean Fenneben and his college flourished on the borders of a little frontier town,if that can be called flourishing which uses up time,and money,and energy,Christian patience,and dogged persistence.

Then an August prairie fire,sweeping up from the southwest,leaped the narrow fire-guard about the one building and burned up everything there,except Dean Fenneben.Six years,and nothing to show for his work on the outside.Inside,the six years'stay in Kansas had seen the making over of a scholarly dreamer into a hard-headed,far-seeing,masterful man,who took the West as he found it,but did not leave it so.Not he!

All the power of higher learning he still held supreme.

But by days of hard work in the college halls,and nights of meditation out in the silent sanctuary spaces of the prairies round about him,he had been learning how to compute the needs of men as the angel with the golden reed computed the walls and gates of the New Jerusalem--*according to the measure of a man.

Such was Dean Fenneben who came after six years of service to the little town of Lagonda Ledge to plant Sunrise on the crest above the Walnut Valley beyond reach of prairie fire or bursting boom.

Firm set as the limestone of its foundations,he reared here a college that should live,for that its builder himself with his feet on the ground and his face toward the light had learned the secret of living.

Miles away across the valley,the dome of Sunrise could be seen by day.

By night,the old college lantern at first,and later the studding of electric lights,made a beacon for all the open countryside.

But if the wayfarer,by chance or choice,turned his footsteps to those rocky bluffs and glens beyond the Walnut River,wherefrom the town of Lagonda Ledge takes its name,he lost the guiding ray from the hilltop and groped in black and dangerous ways where darkness rules.

Above the south turret hung the Sunrise bell,whose resonant voice filled the whole valley,and what the sight of Sunrise failed to do for Lagonda Ledge,the sound of the bell accomplished.

The first class to enter the school nicknamed its head "Dean Funnybone,"but this gave him no shock any more.

He had learned the humor of life now,the spirit of the open land where the view is broad to broadening souls.

And it was to the hand of Dean Fenneben that Professor Vincent Burgess,A.B.,Greek instructor from Boston,and Vic Burleigh,the big country boy from a claim beyond the Walnut,came on a September day;albeit,the one had his head in the clouds,while the other's feet were clogged with the grass roots.

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