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Few of Richard Matheson's readers know that he had hopes for writing popular music. At a very early age, Matheson taught himself how to write sheet music, but his family could not afford art supplies and so he had to give up composition. But music never left his mind and when Matheson found a creative new outlet through his writing (cheaper than music, requiring only a pencil and paper), he quickly began composing both prose stories as well as poetry. He picked up music composition again at the age of seventeen, adding music to his poems. Here in Lyrics are the compositions that Matheson created, in publication for the very first time.

First published in Paris in 1955, and originally banned in the United States, J. P. Donleavy's first novel is now recognized the world over as a masterpiece and a modern classic of the highest order. Set in Ireland just after World War II, The Ginger Man is J. P. Donleavy's wildly funny, picaresque classic novel of the misadventures of Sebastian Dangerfield, a young American ne'er-do-well studying at Trinity College in Dublin. He barely has time for his studies and avoids bill collectors, makes love to almost anything in a skirt, and tries to survive without having to descend into the bottomless pit of steady work. Dangerfield's appetite for women, liquor, and general roguishness is insatiableand he satisfies it with endless charm.

For over 40 years, Donald C. Farber was Kurt Vonnegut's attorney, literary agent, and close friend. In this deeply felt memoir, Farber offers a rare portrait of Vonnegut that is both candid and entertaining. A renowned entertainment lawyer with a largely famous clientele and a highly acclaimed author in his own right, Farber provides colorful anecdotes that detail the daily realities of working with Vonnegut from the perspective of the person who knew him best. The millions of fans around the world who mourned Vonnegut's passing will treasure this new and intimate portrait of him, not just as an acclaimed author, but also as a witty, eclectic, and brave personality that contributed greatly to our culture.

As a single dad, Matthew Carroll didn't always have someone to share in his frequent laughter and incredulity at the various things his daughter, Morgan, said. Hoping to docu?ment some of her best commentary, Carroll took to recording her choicest quotes on his iPhone when she was between the ages of three and five. He then compiled them chronologically in a small homemade volume for friends and family who, compelled by the hilarious and touching content, encouraged him to share it with a larger audience. Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping? is the record of the hilarious, crazy, and touching pronouncements of a little girl, but it's also the irresistible documentation of the love between a parent and child.

天啦，不小心来到这个奇怪的国度，立刻就要背负起生娃的痛苦，什么？她的娃是皇室血脉？可为什么还要被追杀？好哇，神秘幕后人，也不用这么绝情啊！谁说长得花容月貌就一定要温柔善良？哼哼，别以为你长得帅我就不打你，什么？你是王爷要给你留点面子？好吧，把脸打肿了，面子会更大吧？（本故事纯属虚构，请勿模仿！）。

李来兵：1972年出生于山西省怀仁县。山西省作家协会会员。90年代末开始文学创作，作品主要以小说为主。本刊去年曾连续发表其小说《赵丙哥》、《幸福惹得祸》、《别人的村庄》、《客人》、《一天》和《恍惚》。我是隋他妈的。当然是汉族。我是隋他妈的，如果你听到你对面的人这样介绍自己，那么你应该庆幸，因为在这个小城里，遇到隋他妈的就意味着你遇到了最好的腻子匠。当然，如果你不是那种急于装潢房子的除外。其实，我并不叫隋他妈的，我叫隋二。我在家排行老二，隋二是他们叫出来的，我真正的名字是隋永泉。

占卜就是这样，把玄机藏得牢牢的，把一切归功于牌理，其实，一切均源于内心。《塔罗女神探之幽冥街秘史》是“塔罗女神探”系列之一，幽冥街东头的圣玛丽教堂中，被神父收养的孩子相继遇害，与传说中耶稣十二门徒的结局雷同；幽冥街西头的赌坊后院，与赌坊相关的男人纷纷被做成“人刺”示众、女人则牺牲于一场血腥的表演……过去牌：正位的星星。从前是一派祥和，可惜流星易逝，安宁只是表象。现状牌：逆位的愚者与正位的战车。装傻的日子已经过不下去了，若再不找出真凶，恶魔的战车恐怕就要踏破这里的宁静！未来牌：逆位的死神。以他人的命运换取自己的重生，是和魔鬼在交易，终将受到神的惩罚。

《女人幸福靠自己》内容简介：一个光着脚的人和一个饥饿的人结伴而行。光脚人对幸福的定义是有一双鞋，饥饿的人对幸福的定义是有一餐饱饭，但是当他们看到路边有一个坐在轮椅上的人时，他们突然感觉自己是幸福的：虽然没有鞋穿，但至少还有一双可以走路的脚；虽然饥肠辘辘，但身体还是健康的。而轮椅上的人说：“我也是幸福的，因为我还活着。”

猩红的血，冲天的火，唯有白雪葬英雄！在惨遭灭门的那个月圆之夜，大宇国第一才女上官晴拔出腰间的匕首，狠狠地砍向自己的手臂，手臂断裂，上官晴的娇躯，如断了线的风筝，坠落万丈悬崖，粉身碎骨！再次睁开双眼，文武医全才的她竟然重生在了天启国丞相之女的身上，一个因为未婚夫退婚而撞死金銮殿的花痴草包女。冷艳的气质，曼妙的舞姿，惊世的才华，绝顶的武功，肉白骨活死人的医术，她的绝代风华渐渐地被世人所发现，那淡定从容的笑靥，究竟迷了谁的眼，摄了谁的魂，痛了谁的心。灭门之仇不共戴天，她重生的使命便是手刃仇敌，面对着一个个风华绝代的痴情男子，她唯一能做的，只有逃！片段一：“我们，我们之间。。。。。。”饶是淡定如拓跋阙，此时此刻，也满脸惊慌。“太子殿下，昨晚，你可狂野了，怎么，一觉醒来你居然全忘了？”上官晴早把男装穿上，望着床上一丝不挂的拓跋阙，强忍住笑意，努力装出一脸的委屈，“原来太子殿下竟然有断袖之癖，如今，我的清白可都毁在了太子殿下的手中。。。。。。”“你想怎么样？”拓跋阙深吸一口气，努力让自己平静下来，然而眼角的余光忍不住往上官晴雪白的脖颈间飘去，那如玉的肌肤上，红红紫紫的吻痕触目惊心，他一向对女人没什么兴趣，难道说，他真的喜欢男人？“将整个怡红院送给我，我保证不会把今天的事情传扬出去的。”上官晴朝床上的拓跋阙抛了个媚眼，笑靥如花。片段二：“救命啊，晴儿，我中了媚药了！”某男急不可待地扑向上官晴，心中暗自欣喜着，终于可以光明正大扑倒晴儿了。“中了媚药还敢到处乱跑，你可真勇敢，万一将出来散步的母猪压倒可就不好了。”上官晴侧身避开某男的狼扑，素手轻轻扣上某男的脉搏。“晴儿，你不能见死不救啊！”某男开始上演苦情戏。“当然，医者父母心，我怎么会见死不救呢！”上官晴拿出一包药粉递给某男，“这里有解药一包，友情价，黄金一万两！”片段三：“叫你的人统统退下！”望着蜂拥而至的御林军，上官晴把匕首往自己的脖颈处一架，沉声说道。“哈哈哈哈！百里溪，不，我应该叫你上官晴才对。”长孙睿的黑眸如千年古井一般幽深，唇角勾起一抹冷笑，“居然拿自己的生命来威胁本太子？你当你自己还是雪鹰国的一字并肩王吗？”上官晴的美眸冷冷地望了眼将自己团团围住的御林军，手上的匕首往自己的脖颈处轻轻一划，白皙的肌肤上顿时浮现出一抹鲜红的血痕，红白分明，分外妖娆。

精灵已悄悄离去，妖怪也不见了踪迹只剩下我的木剑，还插在沙堆里。五岁之前，我是在我外婆家度过的。外婆家周遭有着很多龙眼树，落叶遍地。那时候没有水泥地的隔绝，叶子就在自然的土地上枯萎腐化。而我们一群孩子的赤脚，就踩在上面奔跑开我们的童年梦幻。

青春不只是人生中的一段时光，也是一种生命的状态，它不仅将人生装点得流光溢彩，也如一株茁壮的果树，绽放精彩，硕果累累。让我们穿行在青春的故事里，品味生活，思索人生。

时间轮回，回忆重播，画面浮现，像是昨天，我像一个瞌睡虫，坐着时光机穿梭回忆，会意的微笑，由内而发，时间停止，那一刻醒了，原来只是自导自演，快乐不缺乏伤感，完美不缺乏遗憾，一切都是那么自然、随性，勾勒出那现实与幻想的完美与不完美，此时此景只有那一丝丝的念想。

丈夫和闺蜜背板的事情，安静一直以为只出现在电视剧里！可现实中，她不仅遇到了，还被渣男渣女联手赶出了家门？无处可归的安静，一夜宿醉，和一个连面都没有见过的男人有了关联？男人替她报仇，给她宠爱，但是她却迟迟不给那男人正牌身份。“报告老婆，我请求转正？”某男穿着某部队的作战服，声音洪亮的报告。“实习期态度不端正，不予以批准！”安静把头一偏，高傲的开口。“报告老婆，你确定是我的态度不够端正？”某男笑的坏坏的，明明还相隔几米的人，转眼之间已经来到了身侧……

被从天而降的系统砸中，而且各种技能还可以直接点满，徐牧的人生从此开挂！（本书风格悠闲为主，比较咸鱼。）