CHLOE.[Looking up, startled] Oh! no thanks.I'm all right.
JILL.No, do! You must.[CHLOE takes them.]
JILL.D'you mind letting me see that a minute?
[She takes the particulars of the sale and studies it, but CHLOE has buried the lower part of her face in her hand and the smelling salts bottle.]
Beastly hot, isn't it? You'd better keep that.
CHLOE.[Her dark eyes wandering and uneasy] Rolf's getting me some water.
JILL.Why do you stay? You didn't want to come, did you?
[CHLOE shakes her head.]
All right! Here's your water.
[She hands back the particulars and slides over to her seat, passing ROLF in the gangway, with her chin well up.]
[MRS.HILLCRIST, who has watched CHLOE and JILL and DAWKER, and his friend, makes an enquiring movement with her hand, but gets a disappointing answer.]
JILL.What's the time, Dodo?
HILLCRIST.[Looking at his watch] Three minutes past.
JILL.[Sighing] Oh, hell!
HILLCRIST.Jill!
JILL.Sorry, Dodo.I was only thinking.Look! Here he is!
Phew!--isn't he----?
MRS.H.'Sh!
The AUCTIONEER comes in Left and goes to the table.He is a square, short, brown-faced, common looking man, with clipped grey hair fitting him like a cap, and a clipped grey moustache.
His lids come down over his quick eyes, till he can see you very sharply, and you can hardly see that he can see you.He can break into a smile at any moment, which has no connection with him, as it were.By a certain hurt look, however, when bidding is slow, he discloses that he is not merely an auctioneer, but has in him elements of the human being.He can wink with anyone, and is dressed in a snug-brown suit, with a perfectly unbuttoned waistcoat, a low, turned down collar, and small black and white sailor knot tie.While he is settling his papers, the HILLCRISTS settle themselves tensely.CHLOEhas drunk her water and leaned back again, with the smelling salts to her nose.ROLF leans forward in the seat beside her, looking sideways at JILL.A SOLICITOR, with a grey beard, has joined the AUCTIONEER, at his table.
AUCTIONEER.[Tapping the table] Sorry to disappoint you, gentlemen, but I've only one property to offer you to-day, No.1, The Centry, Deepwater.The second on the particulars has been withdrawn.The third that's Bidcot, desirable freehold mansion and farmlands in the Parish of Kenway--we shall have to deal with next week.I shall be happy to sell it you then with out reservation.
[He looks again through the particulars in his hand, giving the audience time to readjust themselves to his statements] Now, gen'lemen, as I say, I've only the one property to sell.Freehold No.1--all that very desirable corn and stock-rearing and parklike residential land known as the Centry, Deepwater, unique property an A.1.chance to an A.1.audience.[With his smile] Ought to make the price of the three we thought we had.Now you won't mind listening to the conditions of sale; Mr.Blinkard'll read 'em, and they won't wirry you, they're very short.
[He sits down and gives two little tape on the table.]
[The SOLICITOR rises and reads the conditions of sale in a voice which no one practically can hear.Just as he begins to read these conditions of sale, CHARLES HORNBLOWER enters at back.He stands a moment, glancing round at the HILLCRIST and twirling his moustache, then moves along to his wife and touches her.]
CHARLES.Chloe, aren't you well?
[In the start which she gives, her face is fully revealed to the audience.]
CHARLES.Come along, out of the way of these people.
[He jerks his head towards the HILLCRISTS.CHLOE gives a swift look down to the stage Right of the audience.]
CHLOE.No; I'm all right; it's hotter there.
CHARLES.[To ROLF] Well, look after her--I must go back.
[ROLF node.CHARLES, slides bank to the door, with a glance at the HILLCRISTS, of whom MRS.HILLCRIST has been watching like a lynx.He goes out, just as the SOLICITOR, finishing, sits down.]
AUCTIONEER.[Rising and tapping] Now, gen'lemen, it's not often a piece of land like this comes into the market.What's that? [To a friend in front of him] No better land in Deepwater--that's right, Mr.Spicer.I know the village well, and a charming place it is;perfect locality, to be sure.Now I don't want to wirry you by singing the praises of this property; there it is--well-watered, nicely timbered--no reservation of the timber, gen'lemen--no tenancy to hold you up; free to do what you like with it to-morrow.You've got a jewel of a site there, too; perfect position for a house.It lies between the Duke's and Squire Hillcrist's--an emerald isle.
[With his smile] No allusion to Ireland, gen'lemen--perfect peace in the Centry.Nothing like it in the county--a gen'leman's site, and you don't get that offered you every day.[He looks down towards HORNBLOWER, stage Left] Carries the mineral rights, and as you know, perhaps, there's the very valuable Deepwater clay there.
What am I to start it at? Can I say three thousand? Well, anything you like to give me.I'm sot particular.Come now, you've got more time than me, I expect.Two hundred acres of first-rate grazin' and cornland, with a site for a residence unequalled in the county; and all the possibilities! Well, what shall I say?
[Bid from SPICER.]
Two thousand? [With his smile] That won't hurt you, Mr.Spicer.
Why, it's worth that to overlook the Duke.For two thousand?
[Bid from HORNBLOWER, stage Left.]
And five.Thank you, sir.Two thousand five hundred bid.
[To a friend just below him.]
Come, Mr.Sandy, don't scratch your head over it.
[Bid from DAWKER, Stage Right.]
And five.Three thousand bid for this desirable property.Why, you'd think it wasn't desirable.Come along, gen'lemen.A little spirit.
[A alight pause.]
JILL.Why can't I see the bids, Dodo?
HILLCRIST.The last was Dawker's.
AUCTIONEER.For three thousand.[HORNBLOWER] Three thousand five hundred? May I say--four? [A bid from the centre] No, I'm not particular; I'll take hundreds.Three thousand six hundred bid.
