Ah Chun's munificence had its effect.His daughters became suddenly eligible and desirable.Clara was the next, but when the Secretary of the Territory formally proposed for her, Ah Chun informed him that he must wait his turn, that Maud was the oldest and that she must be married first.It was shrewd policy.The whole family was made vitally interested in marrying off Maud, which it did in three months, to Ned Humphreys, the United States immigration commissioner.Both he and Maud complained, for the dowry was only two hundred thousand.Ah Chun explained that his initial generosity had been to break the ice, and that after that his daughters could not expect otherwise than to go more cheaply.
Clara followed Maud, and thereafter, for a space of two years; there was a continuous round of weddings in the bungalow.In the meantime Ah Chun had not been idle.Investment after investment was calledin.He sold out his interests in a score of enterprises, and step by step, so as not to cause a slump in the market, he disposed of his large holdings in real estate.Toward the last he did precipitate a slump and sold at sacrifice.What caused this haste were the squalls he saw already rising above the horizon.By the time Lucille was married, echoes of bickerings and jealousies werealready rumbling in his ears.The airwas thick with schemes and counter-schemes to gain his favour and to prejudice him against one or another or all but one of his sons-in-law.All of which was not conducive to the peace and repose he had planned for his old age.
He hastened his efforts.For a long time he had been in correspondence with the chief banks in Shanghai and Macao.Every steamer for several years had carried away drafts drawn in favour of one, Chun Ah Chun, for deposit in those Far Eastern banks.The drafts now became heavier.His two youngest daughters were not yetmarried.He did not wait, but dowered them with a hundred thousand each, which sums lay in the Bank of Hawaii, drawing interest and awaiting their wedding day.Albert took over the business of the firm of Ah Chun and Ah Yung, Harold, the eldest, having elected to take a quarter of a million and go to England to live.Charles, the youngest, took a hundred thousand, a legal guardian, and a course in a Keeley institute.To Mamma Achun was given the bungalow, the mountain House on Tantalus, and a new seaside residence in place of the one Ah Chun sold to the government.Also, to Mamma Achun was given half a million in money well invested.
Ah Chun was now ready to crack the nut of the problem.One fine morning when the family was at breakfast--he had seen to it that all his sons-in-law and their wives were present--he announced that he was returning to his ancestral soil.In a neat little homily he explained that he had made ample provision for his family, and he laid down various maxims that he was sure, he said, would enable them to dwell together in peace and harmony.Also, he gave business advice to his sons-in- law, preached the virtues of temperate living and safe investments, and gave them the benefit of his encyclopedic knowledge of industrial and business conditions in Hawaii.Then he called for his carriage, and, in the company of the weeping Mamma Achun, was driven down to the Pacific Mail steamer, leaving behind him a panic in the bungalow.Captain Higginson clamoured wildly for an injunction.The daughters shed copious tears.One of their husbands, an ex-Federal judge, questioned Ah Chun's sanity, andhastened to the proper authorities toinquire into it.He returned with the information that Ah Chun had appeared before the commission the day before, demanded an examination, and passed with flying colours.There was nothing to be done, so they went down and said good-bye to the little old man, who waved farewell from the promenade deck as the big steamer poked her nose seaward through thecoral reef.
But the little old man was not bound for Canton.He knew his own country too well, and the squeeze of the Mandarins, to venture into it with the tidy bulk of wealth that remained to him.He went to Macao.Now Ah Chun had long exercised the power of a king and he was as imperious as a king.When he landed at Macao and went into the office of the biggest European hotel to register, the clerk closed the book on him.Chinese were not permitted.Ah Chun called for the manager and was treated with contumely.He drove away, but in two hours he was back again.He called the clerk and manager in, gave them a month's salary, and discharged them.He had madehimself the owner of the hotel; and in the finest suite he settled down during the many months the gorgeous palace in the suburbs was building for him.In the meantime, with the inevitable ability that was his, he increased the earnings of his big hotel from three percent to thirty.
The troubles Ah Chun had flown began early.There were sons-in- law that made bad investments, others that played ducks and drakes with the Achun dowries.Ah Chun being out of it, they looked at Mamma Ah Chun and her half million, and, looking, engendered not the best of feeling toward one another.Lawyers waxed fat in the striving to ascertain the construction of trust deeds.Suits, cross-suits, and counter-suits cluttered the Hawaiian courts.Nor did the police courts escape.There were angry encounters in which harsh words and harsher blows were struck.There were such things as flower potsbeing thrown to add emphasis to winged words.And suits for libel arose that dragged their way through the courts and kept Honolulu agog with excitement over the revelations of the witnesses.
In his palace, surrounded by all dear delights of the Orient, Ah Chun smokes his placid pipe and listens to the turmoil overseas. Byeachmail steamer, in faultless English, typewritten on an Americanmachine, a letter goes from Macao to Honolulu, in which, by admirable texts and precepts, Ah Chun advises his family to live in unity and harmony.As for himself, he is out of it all, and well content.He has won to peace and repose.At times he chuckles and rubs his hands, and his slant little black eyes twinkle merrily at the thought of the funny world.For out of all his living and philosophizing, that remains to him--the conviction that it is avery funny world.
