In the evening the evil one brought him a full-bosomed lady in a red dress, and said that this was his new wife.He spent the whole evening kissing her and eating gingerbreads, and at night he went to bed on a soft, downy feather-bed, turned from side to side, and could not go to sleep.He felt uncanny.
"We have a great deal of money," he said to his wife; "we must look out or thieves will be breaking in.You had better go and look with a candle."He did not sleep all night, and kept getting up to see if his box was all right.In the morning he had to go to church to matins.
In church the same honor is done to rich and poor alike.When Fyodor was poor he used to pray in church like this: "God, forgive me, a sinner!" He said the same thing now though he had become rich.What difference was there? And after death Fyodor rich would not be buried in gold, not in diamonds, but in the same black earth as the poorest beggar.Fyodor would burn in the same fire as cobblers.Fyodor resented all this, and, too, he felt weighed down all over by his dinner, and instead of prayer he had all sorts of thoughts in his head about his box of money, about thieves, about his bartered, ruined soul.
He came out of church in a bad temper.To drive away his unpleasant thoughts as he had often done before, he struck up a song at the top of his voice.But as soon as he began a policeman ran up and said, with his fingers to the peak of his cap:
"Your honor, gentlefolk must not sing in the street! You are not a shoemaker!"Fyodor leaned his back against a fence and fell to thinking: what could he do to amuse himself?
"Your honor," a porter shouted to him, "don't lean against the fence, you will spoil your fur coat!"Fyodor went into a shop and bought himself the very best concertina, then went out into the street playing it.Everybody pointed at him and laughed.
"And a gentleman, too," the cabmen jeered at him; "like some cobbler....""Is it the proper thing for gentlefolk to be disorderly in the street?" a policeman said to him."You had better go into a tavern!""Your honor, give us a trifle, for Christ's sake," the beggars wailed, surrounding Fyodor on all sides.
In earlier days when he was a shoemaker the beggars took no notice of him, now they wouldn't let him pass.
And at home his new wife, the lady, was waiting for him, dressed in a green blouse and a red skirt.He meant to be attentive to her, and had just lifted his arm to give her a good clout on the back, but she said angrily:
"Peasant! Ignorant lout! You don't know how to behave with ladies! If you love me you will kiss my hand; I don't allow you to beat me.""This is a blasted existence!" thought Fyodor."People do lead a life! You mustn't sing, you mustn't play the concertina, you mustn't have a lark with a lady....Pfoo!"He had no sooner sat down to tea with the lady when the evil spirit in the blue spectacles appeared and said:
"Come, Fyodor Pantelyeitch, I have performed my part of the bargain.Now sign your paper and come along with me!"And he dragged Fyodor to hell, straight to the furnace, and devils flew up from all directions and shouted:
"Fool! Blockhead! Ass!"
There was a fearful smell of paraffin in hell, enough to suffocate one.And suddenly it all vanished.Fyodor opened his eyes and saw his table, the boots, and the tin lamp.The lamp-glass was black, and from the faint light on the wick came clouds of stinking smoke as from a chimney.Near the table stood the customer in the blue spectacles, shouting angrily:
"Fool! Blockhead! Ass! I'll give you a lesson, you scoundrel! You took the order a fortnight ago and the boots aren't ready yet! Do you suppose I want to come trapesing round here half a dozen times a day for my boots? You wretch! you brute!"Fyodor shook his head and set to work on the boots.The customer went on swearing and threatening him for a long time.At last when he subsided, Fyodor asked sullenly:
"And what is your occupation, sir?"
"I make Bengal lights and fireworks.I am a pyrotechnician."They began ringing for matins.Fyodor gave the customer the boots, took the money for them, and went to church.
Carriages and sledges with bearskin rugs were dashing to and fro in the street; merchants, ladies, officers were walking along the pavement together with the humbler folk....But Fyodor did not envy them nor repine at his lot.It seemed to him now that rich and poor were equally badly off.Some were able to drive in a carriage, and others to sing songs at the top of their voice and to play the concertina, but one and the same thing, the same grave, was awaiting all alike, and there was nothing in life for which one would give the devil even a tiny scrap of one's soul.
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