"I have given all the Islands' museums the once-over," Prince Akuli lapsed back into slang, "and I must say that the totality of the collections cannot touch what I saw in our Lakanaii burial-cave.Remember, and with reason and history, we trace back the highest and oldest genealogy in the Islands.Everything that I had ever dreamed or heard of, and much more that I had not, was there.The place was wonderful.Ahuna, sepulchrally muttering prayers and meles, moved about, lighting various whale-oil lamp-calabashes.They were all there, the Hawaiian race from the beginning of Hawaiian time.Bundles of bones and bundles of bones, all wrapped decently in tapa, until for all the world it was like the parcels- post department at a post office.
"And everything! Kahilis, which you may know developed out of the fly-flapper into symbols of royalty until they became larger than hearse- plumes with handles a fathom and a half and over two fathoms in length.And such handles! Of the wood of the kauila, inlaid with shell and ivory and bone with a cleverness that had died out among our artificers a century before.It was a centuries-old family attic.For the first time I saw things I had only heard of, such as the pahoas, fashioned of whale- teeth and suspended by braided human hair, and worn on the breast only by the highest of rank.
"There were tapes and mats of the rarest and oldest; capes and leis and helmets and cloaks, priceless all, except the too-ancient ones, of the feathers of the mamo, and of the iwi and the akakane and the o-o.I saw one of the mamo cloaks that was superior to that finest one in the Bishop Museum in Honolulu, and that they value at between half a million and a million dollars.Goodness me, I thought at the time, it was lucky Kanau didn't know about it.
"Such a mess of things! Carved gourds and calabashes, shell- scrapers, nets of olona fibre, a junk of ie-ie baskets, and fish- hooks of every bone and spoon of shell.Musical instruments of the forgotten days--ukukes and nose flutes, and kiokios which are likewise played with one unstoppered nostril.Taboo poi bowls and finger bowls, left-handed adzes of the canoe gods, lava-cup lamps, stone mortars and pestles and poi-pounders.And adzes again, a myriad of them, beautiful ones, from an ounce in weight for the finer carving of idols to fifteen pounds for the felling of trees, and all with the sweetest handles I have ever beheld.
"There were the kaekeekes--you know, our ancient drums, hollowed sections of the coconut tree, covered one end with shark-skin.The first kaekeeke of all Hawaii Ahuna pointed out to me and told me the tale.It was manifestly most ancient.He was afraid to touch it for fear the age- rotted wood of it would crumble to dust, the ragged tatters of the shark- skin head of it still attached.'This is the very oldest and father of all our kaekeekes,' Ahuna told me.'Kila, the son of Moikeha, brought it back from far Raiatea in the South Pacific.And it was Kila's own son, Kahai, who made that same journey, and was gone ten years, and brought backwith him from Tahiti the first breadfruit trees that sprouted and grew on Hawaiian soil.'
"And the bones and bones! The parcel-delivery array of them! Besides the small bundles of the long bones, there were full skeletons, tapa-wrapped, lying in one-man, and two- and three-man canoes of precious koa wood, with curved outriggers of wiliwili wood, and proper paddles to hand with the io-projection at the point simulating the continuance of the handle, as if, like a skewer, thrust through the flat length of the blade.And their war weapons were laid away by the sides of the lifeless bones that had wielded them--rusty old horse-pistols, derringers, pepper-boxes, five-barrelled fantastiques, Kentucky long riffles, muskets handled in trade by John Company and Hudson's Bay, shark-tooth swords, wooden stabbing-knives, arrows and spears bone-headed of the fish and the pig and of man, and spears and arrows wooden-headed and fire-hardened.
"Ahuna put a spear in my hand, headed and pointed finely with the long shin-bone of a man, and told me the tale of it.But first he unwrapped the long bones, arms, and legs, of two parcels, the bones, under the wrappings, neatly tied like so many faggots.'This,' said Ahuna, exhibiting the pitiful white contents of one parcel, 'is Laulani.She was the wife of Akaiko, whose bones, now placed in your hands, much larger and male-like as you observe, held up the flesh of a large man, a three- hundred pounder seven- footer, three centuries agone.And this spear- head is made of the shin-bone of Keola, a mighty wrestler and runner of their own time and place.And he loved Laulani, and she fled with him.But in a forgotten battle on the sands of Kalini, Akaiko rushed the lines of the enemy, leading the charge that was successful, and seized upon Keola, his wife's lover, and threw him to the ground, and sawed through his neck to the death with a shark-tooth knife.Thus, in the old days as always, did man combat for woman with man.And Laulani was beautiful; that Keola should be made into a spearhead for her! She was formed like a queen, and her body was a long bowl of sweetness, and her fingers lomi'd' (massaged) 'to slimness and smallness at her mother's breast.For ten generations have we remembered her beauty.Your father's singing boysto-day sing of her beauty in the hula that is named of her!This is Laulani, whom you hold in your hands.'
