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Renowned for his nonfiction accounts of the historical events of which he was both an eyewitness and shaper, Churchill was also an occasional writer of fiction. This is one of his fictional works—a short story in which the ghost of his father, Randolph, pays him a visit. Churchill reveals to his father all the goings-on in the world since his death in 1985, leaving out one crucial detail—his own important part in determining the unfolding of these events.At once lyrical and nostalgic, The Dream is a fascinating foray into creative narration for Churchill—demonstrating a surprising weightiness of emotion and significance.

With echoes of such classic wish-gone-wrong books as Freaky Friday, Half Magic, and Coraline, this terrific novel has the potential to become a middle-grade wkkk.net-year-old Ruth Craze is pretty sure she's stuck in the wrong life. With an absentminded inventor for a father and a flighty artist for a mother, it's always reliable Ruth who ends up doing the dishes, paying the bills, and finding lost socks. Her brothers are no help (they're too busy teasing her), and her friends have just decided she's not cool enough to be a part of their group anymore. So when Rodney the Rat —a slightly sinister stuffed animal that was a gift from her favorite aunt —suggests a way out, Ruth is ready to risk everything. Three wishes. Three chances to create her perfect life. A million ways to get it wkkk.net for When You Wish Upon a Rat"Winning, original moments." —Kirkus Reviews"An engaging look at friendship and family." —Booklist

长篇小说《大五那年我的魔兽我的兄弟》讲述了大学男生宿舍中6个男生一起打游戏的大学生活，搞怪、爆笑。WCG世界冠军、人皇SKY李晓峰推荐。《大五那年我的魔兽我的兄弟》由空城大叔编著。

本书为公版书，为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品，供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。

本书为公版书，为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品，供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。

本书为公版书，为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品，供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。

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现代中、小学生不能只局限于校园和课本，应该广开视野，广长见识，广泛了解博大的世界和社会，不断增加丰富的现代社会知识和世界信息，才有所精神准备，才能迅速地长大，将来才能够自由地翱翔于世界蓝天。否则，我们将永远是妈妈怀抱中的乖宝宝，将永远是温室里面的豆芽菜，那么，我们将怎样走向社会、走向世界呢？

苏各，你要活下去！在这兵荒马乱、毫不熟悉的异世界，你没有理由放弃！因为，我还在现实中等着你……各儿，你走吧！往生门我已替你关上，我凡青此生都不会再开启它！小庄，我与你拜过天地，行过六礼。即便是死，碑上刻的只会是……庄苏氏……

是什么样的仇使她杀死继父而让他人当替罪羊？是什么样的恨使她引诱亲爹又将他逼死？是什么的爱使她杀死男友而不留痕迹？是什么的诡计把正义的刑警队长关进监狱？是什么的绮梦使她挖空心思嫁入豪门？她冷血绝对使你不寒而栗，她的毒计使整个公安局陷入空前危机……

柳昔卿一朝穿越到修真界，连受惊吓无数。面对口嫌体直的大妖兽、用人骨作歌的美少女、邪气凛然的书生郎……她决定认命，按部就班修真养老，以期得道飞升。然而回过头才发现，她修的……竟然是魔道？摔，简直不能更坑好嘛！

每个孩子都有自己的兴趣，只要父母善于发掘，精心培养，善加引导，多多支持，任何一个孩子都可以成为“毕加索”，任何一个孩子都可以成为“爱因斯坦”，任何一个孩子都可以成为“莫扎特”。总之，只要有兴趣，任何一个孩子都可以发出耀眼的光芒！