Can I Sit on Your Lap While You're Pooping?

The third book in this critically acclaimed trilogy, which Booklist described as "shimmering with magic, myth, and romance" Dana has few memories of her mother, who disappeared when she was small. But she has always dreamed, despite her father's discouragement, that her mother would come back one day. When her dad decides to leave Ireland and take a job across the ocean in Canada, Dana is heartbroken. How can she leave her home and the only chance of seeing her mother again? She runs away, high into the fairy mountains of Ireland. Following ancient paths, with a mysterious wolf companion at her side, Dana encounters a world of tragic enchantment and fairy romance, and discovers a great secret about herself. With lush descriptions and rich Celtic lore, plus cameo appearances by characters from the previous books, this latest chronicle will satisfy fans of the series and entice new readers.

Homer's Iliad, the classic tale of love and revenge, is shrewdly retold for teens in Troy High. Narrated by Cassie, a shy outsider at Troy High, the story follows the Trojans and Spartans as they declare war on the football field. After the beautiful Elena—who used to be the captain of the Spartan cheerleaders—transfers to Troy High and falls madly in love with Cassie's brother Perry, the Spartans vow that the annual homecoming game will never be forgotten. Off the football field, an escalating prank war fuels tensions between the schools. The stakes are raised when Cassie is forced to choose between the boy she loves (a Spartan) and loyalty to her family and school. Troy High will seduce readers with its cast of mythic proportions.

The Unnamable - so named because he knows not who he may be - is from a nameless place. He speaks of previous selves ('all these Murphys, Molloys, and Malones…') as diversions from the need to stop speaking altogether. But, as with the other novels in the trilogy, the prose is full of marvellous precisions, full of its own reasons for keeping going. …perhaps the words have carried me to the threshold of my story, before the door that opens on my story, that would surprise me, if it opens, it will be I, will be the silence, where I am, I don't know, I'll never know, in the silence you don't know, you must go on, I can't go on, I'll go on.

An aged prophetess at Delphi, the most sacred oracle in ancient Greece, looks back over her strange life as the Pythia, the First Lady and voice of the god Apollo. As a young virgin with disturbing psychic powers, Arieka was handed over to the service of the shrine by her parents. She has now spent sixty years as the very medium, the torn mouthpiece, of equivocal mantic utterances from the bronze tripod in the sanctuary beneath the temple. Over a lifetime at the mercy of god and priest and people she has watched the decay of Delphi's fortunes and its influence in the world. Her reflections on the mysteries of the oracle, which her own weird gifts have embodied, are matched by her feminine insight into the human frailties of the High Priest himself, a true Athenian, whose intriguing against the Romans brings about humiliation and disaster. This extraordinary short novel was left in draft at Golding's sudden death in 1993 but it is a psychological and historical triumph.

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本书为“东方学人自述”丛书之一种，系中国当代著名学者、曹禺研究专家田本相先生个人回忆录。全书在表层的个人经历书写中，写出对人生、对祖国、尤其是对学术、对戏剧的情思以及不懈的追索和探求。作者的学术经历和治学经验，对读者有较强的启迪作用。

丫的，为什么喝罐可乐，罐子会砸出一位美男………美男唇红齿白，说出的话得理不饶人……“你是混哪里的！给本大爷报上名来！”说着还伸出手捏起我的下巴左右打量一番。“小子，长得还蛮不错嘛……本大爷决定了，你就跟本大爷混……”妖孽啊，还是撒丫子快跑吧……虽然说是位美男，但是说的话怎么看都像是流氓……隔日拿到一张通知单，老爸老妈笑的一脸花痴……“乖乖啊…为了找到好的男朋友，爸爸妈妈准备把你送到专门培养美少年的学校去哦……嗬嗬嗬嗬，所以这段期间你要办成男孩子了呦……”说着眼光在胸前飘荡。捂胸QAQ，即使我是飞机场，你们做爸妈的也不要那么明显好不好……进校第一天，被可乐罐重重砸成眼冒金星……“喂，说的就是你，转过身来！”嚣张的声音怎么那么熟悉。啊啊啊啊啊——————肿么回事，肿么会看见那个流氓美男……啊啊啊啊啊——————你在做什么，干嘛摸我胸！“切……一点胸肌都没有！啊！那天是你……”还是快点跑吧……跑不掉了啊！逃离狼窟，又进虎穴！不是说美男吗！为什么我只看到满地的神经病啊……

本书为公版书，为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品，供广大读者阅读交流。汇聚授权电子版权。

愿未来说爱我的男人像狗，忠诚又少话，信我又贴心，替我探路，打抱不平，捡回我的后悔，撕毁我的焦虑，尊重我的喜好，成全我的懒惰，佑我喜乐平安，最后归魂入土，生死相依。可是男人不愿做狗，不管我多喜欢。直到这一刻我才明白，我可能再也不会爱上谁了。

王侯千金夏凌月集万千宠爱于一身，在养尊处优的王府光环里，她被教养成了柔婉可亲、胸无城府的豪门闺秀。天真的她却看不到风光美好的表面下，那些暗潮涌动的巨大阴谋。在一次机缘巧合里，她不慎走失，经历了一件恐怖诡谲的奇事。开启了她夜夜梦魇逼身的困扰，这些凄惨悲痛的梦境，却让她逐渐对自己身边的一堆“友善笑脸”产生了警觉。终于，她经历了一次次刻骨铭心、万念俱灰的凄惨梦境之后，开始警惕自己情同手足的所谓“嫔母、妹妹”。她有天发现，所有“美好”都是假象，她只是一颗暗地里受人愚弄的棋子！从梦魇的鬼门关里，受尽千般凌辱与酷刑直至万念俱灰，终于她脱胎换骨，覆手掌天······

韩晓婵、兰泊宁编著的这本《五代花间录（五代分册）》攫取五代杰出女性，以传记故事的形式叙述她们的传奇生平，及在传奇后瑰丽变幻的人生。以文化的视角、历史的视野、细腻的笔触、生动的叙述，把人物和事件放在广阔历史背景上，使读者不但能享受到阅读快感，更可以通过阅读，进一步了解、置身于当时的历史文化背景。本书兼顾故事性、可看性与励志性。

我是一只不能修炼的混沌兽，我被赐名混战。我在俗世的名字叫李耳，我给自己起了个号，叫老子。我有一个伙伴是青牛妖，他在俗世的名字叫庄周。我在地球上有很多仰慕者，西施是其中之一。我出了地球也有许多仰慕者，天之娇女什么的，数不胜数。我是混蛋，也是救世主。

人有人道，鼠有鼠道。但是，当阡陌联通之际，会发生怎样人生险途呢？让我们一起去感受这世间的冷暖与都市的兴衰，不同的人生将经历怎样的爱恨情仇与艰难险阻呢？

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