It is four o'clock in the afternoon of New Year's Day.On the raised dais MRS.MEGAN is standing, in her rags; with bare feet and ankles, her dark hair as if blown about, her lips parted, holding out a dishevelled bunch of violets.Before his easel, WELLWYN is painting her.Behind him, at a table between the cupboard and the door to the model's room, TIMSON is washing brushes, with the movements of one employed upon relief works.The samovar is hissing on the table by the stove, the tea things are set out.
WELLWYN.Open your mouth.
[MRS.MEGAN opens her mouth.]
ANN.[In hat and coat, entering from the house.] Daddy!
[WELLWYN goes to her; and, released from restraint, MRS.MEGANlooks round at TIMSON and grimaces.]
WELLWYN.Well, my dear?
[They speak in low voices.
ANN.[Holding out a note.] This note from Canon Bentley.He's going to bring her husband here this afternoon.[She looks at MRS.MEGAN.]
WELLWYN.Oh! [He also looks at MRS.MEGAN.]
ANN.And I met Sir Thomas Hoxton at church this morning, and spoke to him about Timson.
WELLWYN.Um!
[They look at TIMSON.Then ANN goes back to the door, and WELLWYN follows her.]
ANN.[Turning.] I'm going round now, Daddy, to ask Professor Calway what we're to do with that Ferrand.
WELLWYN.Oh! One each! I wonder if they'll like it.
ANN.They'll have to lump it.
[She goes out into the house.]
WELLWYN.[Back at his easel.] You can shut your mouth now.
[MRS.MEGAN shuts her mouth, but opens it immediately to smile.]
WELLWYN.[Spasmodically.] Ah! Now that's what I want.[He dabs furiously at the canvas.Then standing back, runs his hands through his hair and turns a painter's glance towards the skylight.] Dash!
Light's gone! Off you get, child--don't tempt me!
[MRS.MEGAN descends.Passing towards the door of the model's room she stops, and stealthily looks at the picture.]
TIMSON.Ah! Would yer!
WELLWYN.[Wheeling round.] Want to have a look? Well--come on!
[He takes her by the arm, and they stand before the canvas.
After a stolid moment, she giggles.]
WELLWYN.Oh! You think so?
MRS.MEGAN.[Who has lost her hoarseness.] It's not like my picture that I had on the pier.
WELLWYN.No-it wouldn't be.
MRS.MEGAN.[Timidly.] If I had an 'at on, I'd look better.
WELLWYN.With feathers?
MRS.MEGAN.Yes.
WELLWYN.Well, you can't! I don't like hats, and I don't like feathers.
[MRS.MEGAN timidly tugs his sleeve.TIMSON, screened as he thinks by the picture, has drawn from his bulky pocket a bottle and is taking a stealthy swig.]
WELLWYN.[To MRS.MEGAN, affecting not to notice.] How much do I owe you?
MRS.MEGAN.[A little surprised.] You paid me for to-day-all 'cept a penny.
WELLWYN.Well! Here it is.[He gives her a coin.] Go and get your feet on!
MRS.MEGAN.You've give me 'arf a crown.
WELLWYN.Cut away now!
[MRS.MEGAN, smiling at the coin, goes towards the model's room.
She looks back at WELLWYN, as if to draw his eyes to her, but he is gazing at the picture; then, catching old TIMSON'S sour glance, she grimaces at him, kicking up her feet with a little squeal.But when WELLWYN turns to the sound, she is demurely passing through the doorway.]
TIMSON.[In his voice of dubious sobriety.] I've finished these yer brushes, sir.It's not a man's work.I've been thinkin' if you'd keep an 'orse, I could give yer satisfaction.
WELLWYN.Would the horse, Timson?
TIMSON.[Looking him up and down.] I knows of one that would just suit yer.Reel 'orse, you'd like 'im.
WELLWYN.[Shaking his head.] Afraid not, Timson! Awfully sorry, though, to have nothing better for you than this, at present.
TIMSON.[Faintly waving the brushes.] Of course, if you can't afford it, I don't press you--it's only that I feel I'm not doing meself justice.[Confidentially.] There's just one thing, sir; Ican't bear to see a gen'leman imposed on.That foreigner--'e's not the sort to 'ave about the place.Talk? Oh! ah! But 'e'll never do any good with 'imself.He's a alien.
WELLWYN.Terrible misfortune to a fellow, Timson.
TIMSON.Don't you believe it, sir; it's his fault I says to the young lady yesterday: Miss Ann, your father's a gen'leman [with a sudden accent of hoarse sincerity], and so you are--I don't mind sayin' it--but, I said, he's too easy-goin'.
WELLWYN.Indeed!
TIMSON.Well, see that girl now! [He shakes his head.] I never did believe in goin' behind a person's back--I'm an Englishman--but [lowering his voice] she's a bad hat, sir.Why, look at the street she comes from!
WELLWYN.Oh! you know it.
TIMSON.Lived there meself larst three years.See the difference a few days' corn's made in her.She's that saucy you can't touch 'er head.
WELLWYN.Is there any necessity, Timson?
TIMSON.Artful too.Full o' vice, I call'er.Where's 'er 'usband?
WELLWYN.[Gravely.] Come, Timson! You wouldn't like her to--TIMSON.[With dignity, so that the bottle in his pocket is plainly visible.] I'm a man as always beared inspection.
WELLWYN.[With a well-directed smile.] So I see.
TIMSON.[Curving himself round the bottle.] It's not for me to say nothing--but I can tell a gen'leman as quick as ever I can tell an 'orse.
WELLWYN.[Painting.] I find it safest to assume that every man is a gentleman, and every woman a lady.Saves no end of self-contempt.
Give me the little brush.
TIMSON.[Handing him the brush--after a considerable introspective pause.] Would yer like me to stay and wash it for yer again? [With great resolution.] I will--I'll do it for you--never grudged workin'
for a gen'leman.
WELLWYN.[With sincerity.] Thank you, Timson--very good of you, I'm sure.[He hands him back the brush.] Just lend us a hand with this.
[Assisted by TIMSON he pushes back the dais.] Let's see! What do Iowe you?
TIMSON.[Reluctantly.] It so 'appens, you advanced me to-day's yesterday.
WELLWYN.Then I suppose you want to-morrow's?
TIMSON.Well, I 'ad to spend it, lookin' for a permanent job.When you've got to do with 'orses, you can't neglect the publics, or you might as well be dead.
WELLWYN.Quite so!
TIMSON.It mounts up in the course o' the year.
